Top 7 David Brent Quotes

#1. Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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#2. If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

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#3. So my motto would be, 'Be careful,'cause there's always someone ready to step into your shoes ... and do your job better ... than you ... do it.

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#4. Nicknames, are bad...names.

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#5. If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried.

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#6. If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation.

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#7. You think you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it's only some bugger with a torch bringing you more work.

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