Top 21 Dan Gutman Quotes
#1. ASSUME is to make an ASS of U and ME.
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#2. Baseball freely admits that the sport
like civilized society
is crawling with bums.
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#3. If the president and the Vice President dies who becomes President" "Thats easy Arnold Swartzanager
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#5. The way your life plays out depends on which dominoes you chose to push over and which ones you leave alone.
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#6. Every bad thing that happens in the world is good for somebody.
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#7. Alan Shepard was the first and only interplanetary golfer," Coke told his sister. "He was also the first and only interplanetary litterbug," Moe said. "What he did was disgraceful.
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#8. Feel the flowing life energy." "Yesssssssssssssss ... " "Can you see the universe unfolding in your mind?" Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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#9. Do stupid stuff and even stupider suff will happen to you.
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#10. You wanna grow up to be a trivia question?" she asked, challenging me. "Or do you wanna make a difference in the world?
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#11. Sometimes we spend so much time and energy thinking about where we want to go that we don't notice where we happen to be.
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#12. When the blood rushes to my head, it helps me think. Well, I know that blood rushing to your head doesn't help you grow hair, because Mr. Klutz had no hair on his head at all. He was bald as a balloon.
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#13. If you're going to break the rules, you might as well break them correctly.
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#14. A lot of people seem nice when you first meet them. Then later you find out that they are evil villains who plan to take over the world.
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#15. Thats the first rule of being a kid
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#16. Footnote:
"With all due respect" is grown-up talk for "I think you're stupid.
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#17. They say there is no 'free lunch' in life. But there are free books! I still can't believe I can go to my local library and get just abut any book in the world - and I don't have to pay a dime!! It's amazing! The library is truly the greatest invention of our civilization.
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#18. No matter what ya do to help somebody, it'll hurt somebody else.
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#19. I don't want to be a chicken. I don't want to be a duck. So I shake my butt.
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#20. In and effort to be fair, an umpire will sometimes cheat.
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