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				#1. It's not that I'm weak, it's that I'm scared of most things.
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				#2. We're not making mistakes. We're making experiences.
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				#3. It's curling ribbon, but you don't have to curl it. You don't have to do everything the ribbon tells you to do. Don't live your life like that.
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				#4. And since October is coming to an end, what better time to draw Octo-Bear, the bear that is an octopus!
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				#5. You can tell I don't like this book, because I drew in it. And that's better than anything else that's in this book.
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				#6. I also took a stab at drawing a Novem-Bear. I don't know what a Novem is, but I assumed it meant "balloon salesman." And the Novem-Bear has tentacles because it should.
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				#7. Chapter Twenty-Four: Surprise
Better Title: Oh My God! I Hate Everything About This Book! I Want To Kill It With Rocks! AGH!
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				#8. The trick to taking the paper off the crayons ... is to just do it. There is no trick.
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				#9. I hope Marcus (giggle) is there. Maybe he can defeat the evil Cullens with his mighty battle cry, I can see relationships!!!
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				#10. I like the idea of Warrior Flitwick running to save the day by screaming, Let's do some charm harm, my snitches!
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				#11. When life gives you food accessories, you turn them into Omega Trophies!
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				#12. You can add some class to it by sealing it with wax. This makes me feel like I'm a Baron sending a letter to the Duchess. Look at that sophistication.
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