Cyn Balog Quotes

#1. What's with the strange clothes?"
I smile through my labored breath, pleased to be making progress. "Where I'm from, you'd be the one dressed strangely."
Thank goodness, she slows a bit. "And what planet is that again?"
"Er. Canada.

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#2. Oh, hell, he'd look hot in a chicken suit.

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#3. Hans and Christian just stare at me, faces grim. All I can think of is how awesome it would be if my name were Andersen.

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#4. Twenty minutes later, I walk out of Melinda's hotel with a plate of finger sandwiches, a bag of prostitute clothes, and a weird wedge on my head that makes me look like you could tip me upside down and fill it with cream of mushroom.
I need another donut.

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#5. With children, promises are pinky sworn solemn, and unbreakable. They mean something.

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#6. It's all in the past. Leave it there.

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#7. I stare at Hans.
Hans is shaped like an industrial-sized refrigerator.
His hands are like cinder blocks.
He should not be afraid of a little thing like the ocean.

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#8. And then I went back to face the future memories that had been flapping around in my mind like wounded birds.

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#9. I couldn't get out of my head how strange it was that the smallest decisions in our lives can leave the biggest scars.

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#10. It was almost as if my screwing everything up was beyond my control, destined, written in the stars.

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#11. I'm not just one flavor. You're not either. So it all comes down to which 'you' you want to show the world.

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#12. My experience with tragedy is that people will offer condolences and support but never be around when you want to collect.

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