Top 30 Christy Leigh Stewart Quotes

#1. The concept of virginity is a social construct. If you're wondering if my commercial value, self-respect, and/or quality of my immortal soul has been affected by things that have gone in or out of my vagina the answer is no.

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#2. I've purged myself of worldly goods; half my stuff is either being sold or going to charity. I need to go shopping.

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#3. You keep the title of 'president' even if you served only one term. The same goes for rapists.

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#4. Do you ever feel like we are the universe's date to a pig party?
Love,
The Human Race

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#5. I want to find a designer that can represent me. I want to find a celebrity that reflects me.
So far I've been dressing in cotton-polyester blends.
It's what Jerffrey Dahmer wore.

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#6. If I wanted to be agreed with or fed my own opinion I would be sitting in front of a mirror, not a computer. If I was concerned with a stranger's opinion of me I would have a gun in my hand, not a keyboard.

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#7. People feeling pity for me is as offensive as them feeling inspired by me.

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#8. I rebel against authority, especially my own.

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#9. I think men think about their penises as much as women think about molestation.

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#10. Unfortunately, a lot of people in the world will never be get a happy ending and it's okay if they give up, it's okay if they don't persevere, but it's also okay if they push on just for a few moments of happiness before they reach their sad ending.

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#11. He's a scientist. He's never cried. He flips through Googled image searches of burn victims while he touches himself.

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#12. Memoirs are noting more than literary masterbation.

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#13. My author role model is Kurata Misako. I want to be rich enough to drive from room to room in my home but also down to earth enough to let squirrels live in my hair.

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#14. Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world?

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#15. If women ruled the world there would be no wars. But, we all would have been aborted.

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#16. The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.

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#17. I've seen the first three Terminator movies in succession more times in my life than I have shaved my legs.

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#18. This semester has born in me the flame of hope to one day become a leader in the modern feminist movement. I can and will be the force that blows new life into it, giving a face and name to associate with instead of those women now who's names I don't know because they weren't listed on Wikipedia.

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#19. Ambition is a funny thing. It's like being a Trekkie in that if you admit to it, those around you are mock supportive of your confidence but are quick to call you a loser behind your back.
Or maybe that's the opposite of being a Trekkie.

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#20. Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired?

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#21. I've noticed that you are retarded, Dr. Phil.

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#22. Every concept of reality is all in our head, belief is what makes truth.

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#23. I'm a super hero and I'm in a phone booth but those things have nothing in common with each other; I just come here to cry.

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#24. When I was in high school I wanted to be in the most underground band ever so we didn't have a name, songs, no one could play or sing anything and I didn't tell the other members they were in the band.

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#25. I hallowed out my Bible to put another, smaller Bible inside.

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#26. I'm going to punch words in your ear holes.

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#27. But the truth of the matter is, girls do not groom for men, but for other women. A man will deal with a hairy leg but another woman will use that hair to strangle your self-worth.

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#28. Even Azathoth is bored of this tune.

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#29. I do not own the words used to debase me in any way shape or form. I gladly take the shrapnel and shower it like confetti for all those who wish to dance or die beneath it.

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#30. A novel is no different than graffiti in a bathroom stall, it's just more pretentious.

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