Top 24 Christopher Buehlman Quotes

#1. We just don't deserve dogs, do we?

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#2. The landscape had been so maimed by this new kind of warfare it was as if human architects of great genius had sat down to plan hell, since no two of them could agree on the design of heaven.

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#3. After a pretty man breaks your heart, you're happy for a plain man.

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#4. That was a mean thought, and not funny at all. I let it turn to sand and blow out of my head.

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#5. A mundane lie hiding an exotic truth is deception; an exotic lie hiding a mundane truth is storytelling. Deception may be necessary to preserve life, but storytelling makes life worth living.

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#6. The undead don't care about careers. Vampires are all retirees.

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#7. The dead shouldn't cry, not even the lesser dead.

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#8. He gets away with it because he's strong.'
'This is the story of mankind.'
'I thought you were going to be a priest at one point.'
'Yes. But then I read the newspaper.

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#9. You'd probably rather have a milk shake than a quart of blood, too, so we'll have to agree to disagree.

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#10. I mostly drink clear booze because the rest of it looks it's already been through a gentleman.

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#11. But when I make a good [taxidermy] mount I feel like I beat God in a small way. As though the Almighty said, Let such critter be dead, and I said, 'Fuck You, he can still play the banjo.

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#12. She had seen him once, smiling a little through another friar's sermon about Hell, saying after the other left that fear of Hell is one of many paths to it. Forget Hell and love one another. That is all He wants of you.

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#13. There comes a time when loneliness is stronger than fear.

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#14. Happiness is the province of those who ask few questions.

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#15. I think the closest any of us may come to lasting happiness is in seeing to the needs of others; I think the same may be true for those who go in sunlight, though their lives are so short that many will not discover this in time.

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#16. If you're looking for a story about nice people doing nice things, this isn't for you. You will be burdened with an unreliable narrator who will disappoint and repel you at every turn.
Still with me?
Too bad for you.
I can't wait to break your heart.

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#17. Still, you almost felt bad for Mark Hamill trying to be somebody besides Luke Skywalker. Fucking Star Wars.

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#18. But it will be harder for you if you remember. Love is always harder. Love means weathering blows for another's sake and not counting them. Love is loss of self, loss of other, and faith in the death of loss.

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#19. We often live next to monsters unawares.

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#20. You see why I'm such a good vampire? We're all lying, devious bastards, not like werewolves, if there are werewolves, whose MO is, "Hi, I'm a werewolf, surprise! And fuck you!" No, we lurk. We're lurkers.

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#21. How did Heaven come into all of this? Heaven was life, not death. Heaven was a woman holding your head in the crook of her arm and looking down at you. Heaven was a warm hand on your cheek and the smell of soup with garlic on the fire.

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#22. One of the hardest and truest things a grown-up learns is that sometimes it's not okay.

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#23. Thank God for Star Wars.

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#24. A dark-haired little boy just in pants stood bewildered near the blaze, saying, as if there had been some mistake, We live here. We live here.

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