Christine Bell Quotes

#1. What it looks like is that you're having sex with one of my oldest friends in the linen closet of our reception hall. Unless, of course, she's lost something in her vagina and you were gallant enough to try and fish it out for her. With your penis. If that's the case, I suggest using a larger lure.

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#2. Maybe the way he tried to corral me my entire junior year of high school like I was some wayward cow and he was the ranch's most enthusiastic farmhand?

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#3. I never, in a million years, imagined I could be as happy and fulfilled as I was with you. I never wanted anything more than to spend the rest of my life that way. And, if you'll have me, I will never, ever hurt you.

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#4. Apparently, fate was intent on making this a teaching moment. The lessons? You never become immune to new pain, you don't get credit for old pain and it ain't up to you to decide when you've had your share of it.

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#5. She may have mentally relegated him to the friend zone, but the rest of her hadn't gotten the memo

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#6. But he didn't know the half of it. That it wasn't just his refusal that had haunted her. It was him. Everything about him.

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#7. He wore a threadbare white T-shirt that should've been as noteworthy as a bowl of oatmeal. Instead, it clung to his chest like it had aspirations of taking over for his skin. Hell, she'd have the same life goal.

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#8. Oh my God. I kneed him in the wiener. And oh my frigging God, it was like stone.

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#9. Nurses are there when the last breath is taken and nurses are there when the first breath is taken. Although it is more enjoyable to celebrate the birth, it is just as important to comfort in death.

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#10. Dear Satan. I don't know why you're testing me, but I don't like it. No love, Galen.

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#11. I had to wonder - how many time can you hurt somebody before they stop caring?

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#12. It's always better to take a chance than to be left doing the safe thing and wondering what you're missing.

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#13. Please tell me you're not chastising me over my lack of
manners right now. Because if I thought that were true, I just might get
one of those stupid shrimp forks your mother insisted we have and jam it
into your eye.

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#14. Hell, who was she kidding? The only thing that could clear her head today would be a lobotomy.

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#15. I'm sure that hasn't changed and he's still about as exciting as a kiddie roller coaster." And seeing as how Cat typically selected vacation destinations based on the proximity of the best amusement park, this was the highest of insults.

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#16. Bring it."

Maybe not a declaration of love, but pure fucking Cat Thomas.

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