Brian Alan Ellis Quotes

#1. Harry sometimes wished that Lucille and Trinket could swap personalities; he thought Lucille was prettier, but Trinket rarely gave him any shit, which was nice.

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#2. Obituary: He/she is survived by his/her Want-to-Read/Currently-Reading Goodreads shelf

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#3. If I ever get a car I'm going to hang a miniature garbage can from the rear view mirror and tell people it's my "dream catcher.

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#4. Books are like people: there are too many and most are garbage but we keep producing them because maybe a really amazing one will turn up though it's doubtful as fuck.

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#5. People leave all the time.
That's kind of their thing.

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#6. The '80s were a much simpler time, mainly because the only superhero movie franchise anyone could complain about was Superman, and the Internet didn't exist so you couldn't even complain about it to too many people - just, like, your mom and maybe your imaginary friend or whatever

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#7. You shudder beneath the orange glow, the wet reptile streets, while heading back to the muted torture of your dirty room, where some cruel memory sours the walls, viciously, like wisps of a flaming hell.

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#8. You may find yourself binge-watching random YouTube videos of Beavis and Butthead binge-watching random music videos, and you may ask yourself, Well ... how did I get here?

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