Top 24 Alice Oseman Quotes
#1. You like to act as if you care about nothing and if you carry on like that then you're going to drown in the abyss you have imagined for yourself.
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#2. ...it felt like we were friends. Friends who barely knew anything about each other except the other's most private secret.
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#3. I couldn't quite believe how much I seriously loved Aled Last, even if it wasn't in the ideal way that would make it socially acceptable for us to live together until we die.
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#4. This is real, this is me,' I said.
She blinked. 'Did you just quote Camp Rock at me? That's not very pop punk."
'I've gotta go my own way.'
'Okay, firstly, that's High School Musical...
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#5. Two girls walk past in gargantuan heels and dresses so tight that their skin is spilling out, and one of them says to the other, "Wait, who the fuck is Lewis Carroll?" and in my imagination I pull a gun out of my pocket, shoot them both and then shoot myself.
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#6. I don't know why I made all that fuss the other day. No that's a lie. I do know why. It's because I'm an idiot.
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#8. People move on quicker than I can comprehend. People forget you within days, they take new pictures to put on Facebook and they don't read your messages. They keep on moving forward and shove you to the side because you make more mistakes than you should.
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#9. Everything's better under the stars, I suppose. If we get another life after we die, I'll meet you there, old sport...
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#10. I think you should know that I make up a lot of stuff up in my head and then get sad about it. I like to sleep and I like to blog. I am going to die someday.
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#11. Basking in the light and glory that comes with not giving a damn.
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#12. As far as I'm concerned, I came out of the womb spouting cynicism and wishing for rain.
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#13. All I know is that I'm here. And I'm alive. And I'm not alone.
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#14. You look like you're having a midlife crisis."
"It's not a midlife crisis. It's just a life crisis.
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#15. He smiled and looked away. 'Sometimes I think we're the same person...but we just got accidentally split into two before we were born.
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#16. I don't know why you won't even look me in the eye. I don't understand anything you're doing or saying, and it's killing me, because I already don't undestand a single thing about me or Michael or Becky or my brother or anything on this shitty planet.
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#17. Are you wearing that?' he [Daniel] said. I looked down. I was wearing my batman onesie.
'Yes,' I said, 'Problem?'
'So many,' he said, turning around. 'So many problems.
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#18. I wonder- if nobody is listening to my voice, am i making any sound at all?
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#19. And I'm platonically in love with you."
"That was literally the boy-girl version of 'no homo', but I appreciate the sentiment.
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#20. It must be useful to be smart," she said and then laughed weakly. She glanced down and suddenly looked very sad. "I'm like, constantly scared I'm going to be a homeless or something. I wish our whole lives didn't have to depend on our grades.
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#21. School literally doesn't care about you unless you're good at writing stuff down or you're good at memorising or you can solve bloody maths equations. What about the other important things in life?
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#22. There's a time and a place for being normal. For most people, normal is their default setting. But for some, like you and me, normal is something we have to bring out, like putting on a suit for a posh dinner.
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#23. Happiness," he says, "is the price of profound thought."
"Who's that quote from?" I ask.
He winks. "Me.
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#24. You're an idiot,' said Mum, when I relayed to her the entire situation on Wednesday. 'Not an unintelligent idiot, but a sort of naive idiot who manages to fall into a difficult situation and then can't get out out of it because she's too awkward.
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