Top 5 Alexander Fontana Quotes
#1. He is about as well-put-together and focused as a zombie at a tractor pull.
#2. If it burns, blows up or acts like alien blood then call me.
#3. Any belief worth believing in, should be willing to be tested.
#4. According to 2008/09 census there were 61,080,000 dogs in the United States. Many homeless or mistreated. There are more pet dogs than babies in the world.
#5. He is hotter than a zombie cooked in a dippsy dumpster with kerosene.