Al Bernstein Quotes

#1. We treat this world of ours as though we have a spare in the trunk.

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#2. Even more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one who really does.

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#3. A fool and his money get a lot of publicity.

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#4. If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.

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#5. Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done.

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#6. Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June.

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#7. Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years.

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#8. Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction.

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#9. To the victor belong the responsibilities.

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#10. If I were the commissioner of all sports media I would issue an immediate ban on three-person announcing teams on telecasts of live sporting events. In almost all cases three is one voice too many.

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#11. The voice of experience keeps its mouth shut.

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#12. Easy doesn't do it.

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