Zosel Harper Quotes

#1. I have many problems in my life. But my lips don't know that. They just keep smiling.

Charlie Chaplin

#2. I think that people get to a certain point in their life and they think that nothing can change.

Jean Smart

#3. My experience, as odd as it sounds, is that I can change my food preferences by thinking of my body as a programmable robot as opposed to a fleshy bag full of magic.

Scott Adams

#4. I was for a short time on the baseball team as shortstop, where I was no good.

Herbert Hoover

#5. No matter what the legislature may say, a man has the right to make his speech, print his handbill, compose his newspaper, and deliver his sermon without asking anyone's permission. The contrary suggestion is abhorrent to our traditions.

William O. Douglas

#6. Every time he entered his study, he relived the time she had crawled under his desk, tucked his shoe-clad foot into her side, curled her arm around his leg, and slept. After he finished his work, he pulled her out from under his desk and carried up her upstairs to a spare bedroom.

April Vine

#7. Those who can write, write.
Those who can't, criticize.

Max Hawthorne

#8. Be motivated. You can help yourself.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#9. You're the man who stands on the street corner with a roll of toilet paper, and written on each square are the words, 'I love you.' And each passer-by, no matter who, gets a square all his or her own. I don't want my square of toilet paper.'
I didn't realize it was toilet paper.

Kurt Vonnegut

#10. ..all forms of needlework of the fancy order are inventions of the evil one for keeping the foolish from applying their hearts to wisdom.

Elizabeth Von Arnim