Zombie Rules Quotes

#1. I knew those fuckers were smarter than they appeared. Dammit, first they're runners, now they're climbers. They're breaking all the fucking zombie rules! Juan looked personally insulted by this development.

Rhiannon Frater

#2. What's the problem?" Josh demanded. "I can used my aura and just ... "
"..just reveal our location to everyone," Dee snapped. "No, I forbid it."
"Well,if you have a genius plan, now's the time to reveal it," Josh said nervously.

Michael Scott

#3. I dress women the way I see them and the way I envision them from day one, thus my customer knows that what she is looking for she will get.

Rachel Roy

#4. I don't like vampire movies or zombie movies. I went to see 'I Am Legend' with an ex-girlfriend the other day, and I immediately realised it was a zombie movie! You know what I mean? There are certain rules, and those rules are things that you've seen many times.

Michel Gondry

#5. I'm into eating as little as possible ... I never cook. Never use the stove or anything.

Noam Chomsky

#6. And he desperately wanted to be inside Zane tonight.

Abigail Roux

#7. I was encouraged by my mother and, to a lesser extent, by my father.

Carlisle Floyd

#8. The cosmere, unfortunately, takes precedence over free food. Watch yourself, Dalinar. Life becomes dangerous, and you're at the center of it.

Brandon Sanderson

#9. I'm a strong nonbeliever in the Christmas letter where you don't really read it because it's just full of kind of meaningless information. It doesn't really resonate to the person reading it, but it means so much to the person that wrote it.

BD Wong

#10. Dead folks use plastic! When in doubt, throw it out! Please use the bathroom appointed for your gender and mortality!

Lia Habel

#11. There's something unsettling about the education of a child who comfortably enumerates the rules for surviving zombie apocalypse but finds it uncomfortable to enumerate the rules of his grandparents' faith, if he knows them.

Amity Shlaes