Zoetermeer Quotes

#1. The yellow commuter train ran through canal-crossed fields as dull as graph paper. Always one saw evidence of the tiny brick houses that the incontinent municipalities, Voorschoten and Leidschendam and Rijswijk and Zoetermeer, pooped over the rural spaces surrounding The Hague.

Joseph O'Neill

#2. My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never came back.

Fred Allen

#3. He was the type of man women said they hated, they absolutely hated, they absolutely and categorically hated, and then they went to bed with him. I was the type of man women said they hated, and then they went home.

Colin Bateman

#4. When we are crazy busy, we put our souls at risk. The challenge is not merely to make a few bad habits go away. The challenge is to not let our spiritual lives slip away.

Kevin DeYoung

#5. When I believe in something, I support it fully. On that note, I totally don't support Velcro shoes.

Ashley Rickards

#6. Beware of relying solely on a resume to hire; skills can be taught. What cannot be taught is a great "can do" attitude.

Beth Ramsay

#7. I remember that. I was talking to him and I said how great it would be if actors had a tail because I have animals and a tail is so expressive. On a cat you can tell everything. You can tell if they're annoyed. You can tell whether they're scared.

Christopher Walken

#8. Mommy, why does daddy cuss the TV and call it Howard?

Howard Cosell

#9. When we liberate ourselves from the idea of parenting success, we liberate our children from failure, all without accomplishing a single thing.

Karen Maezen Miller

#10. Coach like the coach you want to be ten years from now.

Don Meyer