Zipper Down Sayings

#1. They who have steeped their soul in prayer can every anguish calmly bear.

Richard Monckton Milnes, 1st Baron Houghton

#2. First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

George Burns

#3. I know of few men over 50 that seem to me entirely human, virtually none who has long exercised authority.

Patrick O'Brian

#4. You fight for certain roles, and you realise they're being filled by television and film actors, because theatre is constantly fighting for survival and they need names and faces and ticket sales.

Richard C. Armitage

#5. I put my hand down below the table to check my zipper. You have to stand before a jury only once with your fly open and it will never happen again

Michael Connelly

#6. It's very important that we have a president who is mindful of the cruelty that is perpetrated on animals.

Barack Obama

#7. The cistern contains: the fountain overflows.

William Blake

#8. We may cover a multitude of sins with the white robe of charity.

Henry Ward Beecher

#9. He tugged my zipper down like he was unveiling a gift, spreading my pants open. "Yeah. There it is. You have a nice fat dick. I would have never guessed it."
"I'm Italian," I said inanely.

L.B. Gregg

#10. Children are the only people who accept a mood of wonderment, who are ready to welcome a perfect miracle at any hour of the day or night. Only a child can entertain an angel unawares, or to meet Sir Launcelot in shining armor on a moonlit road.

Kenneth Grahame

#11. LAURA. Yes! It's strange, but I've never been able to look at a man without feeling I'm his superior. CAPTAIN

August Strindberg

#12. This zipper only comes down for you.

Lisa Kessler

#13. Nothing in my life had prepared me to see things that were strange or beyond belief. I was a simple kid in a simple town in a simple family. But what I saw then, right after the collapse of the woman, ripped the "simple" out of my understanding of the rules of the world, and changed my life forever.

James Dashner

#14. Everyone wants to be an overcomer, but nobody wants anything to overcome.

Joyce Meyer

#15. Your partner has to live with the best and the worst part of you, and they're affected by it.

Dennis Quaid

#16. The only exercise I got as a kid was fork to mouth. Food was equated with love in my household. I thought you left the table when the zipper was down and you'd explode if you took another bite. I'd eat my plate and then everyone else's leftovers.

Paul Stanley

#17. There's no end to amazing grace.

Crowder

#18. The zipper opened all the way down our spines.

Jeffrey Eugenides

#19. I don't wait till stage to use my sexuality. My zipper's down right now. I mean, I use it all the time.

Joan Jett

#20. The teeth of my zipper chatter when he draws the pull down. Fingers underneath, he pushes my jeans from my hips with his caress.

Lilith Lo

#21. Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.

Albert Einstein

#22. I was about to ask about it when Daniel flopped down on the mattress. He pulled off his shoes and went for the zipper of his jumpsuit. A flash of panic went through my body. I turned my head and lowered my gaze.
"Don't worry prescious," Daniel said "I'm not going to violate your virgin eyes.

Bree Despain

#23. Also, I have a pouch below my belly, whereas I'd always had a thin waist before. Now there's this situation down there, low and grabbable. If it had a zipper, you could store stuff in there, like a fanny pack.

Anne Lamott

#24. A scientist is just a kid who never grew up.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

#25. I learned a long time ago that fame and money is not a ticket to happiness.

M. Ward

#26. Nobody notices it when your zipper is up, but everyone notices when it's down.

Cynthia Lewis