Zebercet Quotes

#1. I hear Raleigh's new accounting business isn't doing well. Maybe up in New York or somewhere it's a good thing, but in Jackson, Mississippi, people just don't care to do business with a rude, condescending asshole.

Kathryn Stockett

#2. But I know that in Toronto and Vancouver there are all the comforts of America, and yet there's a difference in the people, and I had health care.

Aaron McGruder

#3. If the wind doesn't blow...row

C.R. Cummings

#4. Quick guys get tired; big guys don't shrink.

Marv Harshman

#5. Inspiration: A peculiar effect of divine flatulence emitted by the Holy Spirit which hisses into the ears of a few chosen of God.

Voltaire

#6. All the conservation efforts in the world won't be enough to make a dent in the oncoming sustainability crisis our planet faces.

Naveen Jain

#7. And so people ask God for signs and wonders. Yet when signs are given and wonders are performed, most can't even see them! I therefore believe that it's not signs people should be asking God for; but you should be asking God for Sight!

C. JoyBell C.

#8. When you're working on a lake and it's dark and cold out and you can't see what's underwater, it is freaking scary!

Jessica Szohr

#9. Every one of the "great" belief systems of the world, Judaism, Christianity, Islam, Buddhism and Confucianism, insists on women's inferiority as an article of faith. Individual

Rosalind Miles

#10. They say kids today don't know the value of a dollar. They certainly do know the value of a dollar. That's why they ask for five.

Robert Orben

#11. We will slaughter them; Bush Junior, and his international gang of bastards!

Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf

#12. What can be greater to life than to understand its meaning.

Kedar Joshi

#13. There is wisdom out there that can't be relayed in musings or sage advice. Like the complexity of life itself, it simply won't condense. It can only be shown in its entirety. It takes a story.

Lance Conrad