Yuletide Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 14 famous quotes and sayings about yuletide funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 14 Yuletide Funny Quotes

#1. A bird & a fish can fall in love, but where do they make a home? - Author: Dolly Parton
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#2. For as nightingales do upon glow-worms feed, So poets live upon the living light. - Author: Philip James Bailey
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#3. The window was covered by a screen, but my dad had shown me how to remove a screen as a preemptive safety measure in case I was trapped in a fire and he couldn't get to me and I turned out to be too stupid to figure out how to kick in a screen to escape death by burning. - Author: Allie Brosh
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#4. I like change. I don't like being in the same room for too long. - Author: Michael Mann
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#5. That's the great thing about New Year's, you get to be a year older. For me, that wasn't such a joke, because my birthday was always around this time. When I was a kid, my father used to tell me that everybody was celebrating my birthday. That's what the trees are all about. - Author: Alan King
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#6. If I like a movie, I'm definitely advocating for it, but it's not "you should see this" or "you shouldn't see this." I try to take a longer view about what the movie is doing and where it fits in the context of other things, in the way that certain good literary criticism tries to do the same thing. - Author: Wesley Morris
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#7. We are not at peace with others because we are not at peace with ourselves, and we are not at peace with ourselves because we are not at peace with God. - Author: Thomas Merton
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#8. I'm not prepared to make any multi-decade commitments. - Author: Jeff Bezos
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#9. I feel the need of attaining the maximum of intensity with the minimum of means. It is this which has led me to give my painting a character of even greater bareness. - Author: Joan Miro
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#10. Let your conversation be without malice or envy, for it is a sign of a tractable and commendable nature; and in all cases of passion admit reason to govern. - Author: George Washington
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#11. Nothing is so irretrievably missed as an opportunity we encounter every day. - Author: Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach
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#12. President Clinton bankrupted Chrysler so that Italians could buy it to ship jobs overseas to China. - Author: Joe Biden
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#13. Rewards, my tender pigpiss. - Author: Patrick Ness
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#14. I exist no more, every moment a new being lives inside me. - Author: Suman Pokhrel
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