Top 74 Your So Fat Sayings

#1. In France today, people no longer eat as much heavy food and fat as they did 15 or 20 years ago. These days, French cooking, through the influence of 'grande cuisine,' has become a bit lighter. And we are beginning to discover the original flavors of our produce.

Joel Robuchon

Your So Fat Sayings #5
#2. The Cubist paintings in the Centre Pompidou in Paris were strange but amazing. The big fat magical cat said they made her eyes hurt.

Jim Shanahan

Your So Fat Sayings #224
#3. Yes, the deficit doctors have their scalpels out all right, but they're not poised over the budget. That's as fat as ever and getting fatter. What they're ready to operate on is your wallet.

Ronald Reagan

Your So Fat Sayings #2357
#4. 22And Samuel said, w Has the LORD as great delight in burnt offerings and sacrifices, as in obeying the voice of the LORD? Behold, x to obey is better than sacrifice, and to listen than the fat of rams.

Anonymous

Your So Fat Sayings #2426
#5. I don't care about the weight. You know, I'm lucky; I'm one of those people - I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat.

Louis C.K.

Your So Fat Sayings #3655
#6. I hate seeing fat girls on TV or in movies, because the only way the world seems to be okay with putting a fat person on camera is if they're miserable with themselves or if they're the jolly best friend. Well, I'm neither of those things.

Julie Murphy

Your So Fat Sayings #3860
#7. The fear of fat works ... because it's being manipulated in us to enforce class divisions, racisms, womyn-hatred. And we give it the room to work because it's so close to us, it's our own bodies, that we don't see it as coming from outside ourselves, we don't name it for the weapon it is.

Elana Dykewomon

Your So Fat Sayings #4336
#8. Years ago when a man began to notice that if he stood up on the subway he was immediately replaced by two people, he figured he was getting too fat.

Jean Kerr

Your So Fat Sayings #5596
#9. For the first few years after I lost weight, I would feel for my hip bones every morning when I woke up so I would know I wasn't fat. It was like pinching myself so I'd know I wasn't dreaming.

Jean Nidetch

Your So Fat Sayings #6096
#10. While tearing apart a bird with fat fingers,

George R R Martin

Your So Fat Sayings #6791
#11. Old fat spider spinning in a tree! Old fat spider can't see me! Attercop! Attercop! Won't

J.R.R. Tolkien

Your So Fat Sayings #7510
#12. Onstage I like to play with a an 18-inch speaker, which very few bass players do. I need that fat, underneath sound, which I've always had. It suits me admirably to do it like that, and I can imitate that sound by plugging directly into the board in the studio.

Bill Wyman

Your So Fat Sayings #7636
#13. It is silly to call fat people 'gravitationally challenged' - a self-righteous fetishism of language which is no more than a symptom of political frustration.

Terry Eagleton

Your So Fat Sayings #8469
#14. Children should have a balanced diet. They should only consume sugar, salt, and fat in equal quantities.

Bauvard

Your So Fat Sayings #9719
#15. Use what you have in your gym. Try to do my training program, you will lose your fat and gain muscles at the same time.

Serge Nubret

Your So Fat Sayings #10553
#16. We don't "crave" animal-based meat, dairy, and eggs, but we do crave fat, salt, flavor, texture, and familiarity.

Colleen Patrick-Goudreau

Your So Fat Sayings #10639
#17. Count no matron happy until she hath passed thirty, and hath not waxed fat.

Gelett Burgess

Your So Fat Sayings #11950
#18. Your body will not burn fat while your insulin level is high. It's focused on using glucose. But once all of the glucose and glycogen is used, the insulin level falls

James O. Hill

Your So Fat Sayings #12396
#19. Save me, save me, save me from this squeeze. I got a big fat mama trying to break me.

Ray Davies

Your So Fat Sayings #12676
#20. If one head was enough to appease a prince of Dorne, a bag of them should be more than adequate for a fat northman wrapped in sealskins.

George R R Martin

Your So Fat Sayings #13620
#21. A big fat zoo of snorers is snoring in all different rhythms

David Mitchell

Your So Fat Sayings #14866
#22. No one ever complained about a fat brain. No one ever accused their brain of being too short or too tall, too wide or too narrow. Or ugly. It either worked or it didn't, and mine worked just fine.

Lissa Price

Your So Fat Sayings #15864
#23. What I need I carry in my head. Everything in that machine came from me. My fat burned into knowledge. My calories pedaled into data analysis" -- The Calorie Man

James Patrick Kelly

Your So Fat Sayings #16191
#24. There are no golden geese. There are only fat geese eating the food that could nourish more athletic opportunities for women.

Donna Lopiano

Your So Fat Sayings #16731
#25. The phone rang. Joan Rochester leaped to her feet, but Dominick signaled her to sit with a wave of his hand. He wiped his face as though it were a windshield and rose from his seat. Dominick was a thick man. Not fat. Thick. Thick neck, thick shoulders, thick chest, thick arms and thighs. The

Harlan Coben

Your So Fat Sayings #17021
#26. Of unquenchable sparkle and dream as ever. Behind her, in the hammock, Rilla Blythe was curled up, a fat, roly-poly little creature of

L.M. Montgomery

Your So Fat Sayings #17429
#27. But the aircraft a year ago had been different. It was not a squat, fat-bellied cargo plane but a needle-nosed single-pilot jet.

Lois Lowry

Your So Fat Sayings #18011
#28. This couldn't be just a lake. No real water was ever blue like that. A light breeze stirred the pin-cherry tree beside the window, ruffled the feathers of a fat sea gull promenading on the pink rocks below. The breeze was full of evergreen spice.

Dorothy Maywood Bird

Your So Fat Sayings #18731
#29. I can be fat or I can smoke. I can't be both." They

David Baldacci

Your So Fat Sayings #19761
#30. Nope. It was a big fat minus sign. Which means negative. Not pregnant. No baby. Infertile. Nothing's growing in this soil.

Laurelin Paige

Your So Fat Sayings #20580
#31. I could take all the cartoons in the tabloid newspapers, but I couldn't take my daughter punching me in the belly and asking why I was so fat. That was my inspiration to lose the weight. And probably the last time anyone hurt my feelings.

Al Sharpton

Your So Fat Sayings #22774
#32. You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost.

Marcus Brigstocke

Your So Fat Sayings #23180
#33. When I got into the sport I was so fat that my manager said he should send me to boot camp to lose the weight!

Li Na

Your So Fat Sayings #23728
#34. Rubbish!" screamed a fat, elderly woman, in Richard's ear, as he passed her malodorous stall. "Junk!" She continued. "Garbage! Trash! Offal! Debris! Come and get it! Nothing whole or undamaged! Crap, tripe, and useless piles of shit. You know you want it.

Neil Gaiman

Your So Fat Sayings #24636
#35. I allowed social media to define what I thought of my body. And now I realize that no matter how thin you are, someone will call you fat. No matter how beautiful you are, someone will call you ugly. But you can't spend your time worrying about that. You're just not going to please the world.

Demi Lovato

Your So Fat Sayings #24990
#36. I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.

Lloyd Kaufman

Your So Fat Sayings #25875
#37. Most of us are either too think to enjoy eating, or too fat to enjoy walking.

E.W. Howe

Your So Fat Sayings #27047
#38. Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming out of Lebanon going: I was held hostage for seven months and I lost 175 pounds, I feel good and I look good and I learned self-discipline. That's the important thing.

Denis Leary

Your So Fat Sayings #27548
#39. Our bodies are reflective of our inner feelings. If we feel emotionally or sexually vulnerable inside, we may build a protective layer of fat over our abdomen or hips, the places where we hold our emotions and sexuality.

Hina Hashmi

Your So Fat Sayings #28898
#40. Make that: no one I ever wanted to kiss wanted to kiss a fat girl.

Rainbow Rowell

Your So Fat Sayings #29104
#41. I took more hell for being fat than I did for being an absolute raging drug addict. I will never understand that.

Kelly Osbourne

Your So Fat Sayings #32321
#42. I've been vegetarian since the 80s and, lately, even vegan. And I once happened to witness the slaughter of a cow. What atrocity must undergo an animal to satisfy the appetite of those fat
men who eat hamburgers!

Anthony Kiedis

Your So Fat Sayings #33441
#43. Long commutes make you fat, stressed, and miserable. Even short commutes stab at your happiness.

Jason Fried

Your So Fat Sayings #33821
#44. I've always been a big guy, whether it's been a fat kid, a fat young adult, or a fat adult. I was always sort of ... I guess the term would be 'popular.' I never dealt with a lot of name-calling or any of the bullying you'd think a fat kid might have to deal with.

Jim O'Heir

Your So Fat Sayings #34178
#45. When you're fat, the world is divided into two groups - people who bug you and people who leave you alone. The funny thing is, supporters and saboteurs exist in either camp.

Elizabeth Taylor

Your So Fat Sayings #35032
#46. I do not think you are in any danger of starving," Maximus said. "The surgeon said only two weeks ago that you are too fat."
"The devil!" Berkley said indignantly, sitting up; and Maximus snorted in amusement at having provoked him.

Naomi Novik

Your So Fat Sayings #37095
#47. But Maggie, your aura does seem terribly dark. You should come to my office sometime this week and we can do a cleansing." "My aura can't help it, Gran. It feels fat in anything but black.

Lexi Ryan

Your So Fat Sayings #37864
#48. At five thirty, the light was perfect: buttery and dense and fat somehow, swelling the room as it had the train into something expansive and hopeful.

Hanya Yanagihara

Your So Fat Sayings #38208
#49. We're all going to die. Most of us will leave no mark of our existence behind what-so-ever. Not a stain or a smudge or a smear on the face of history. I think that's sad." It made Romney horribly regretful to think that the fat man was right.

Oliver Tidy

Your So Fat Sayings #38542
#50. Rebellion makes for queer bedfellows. And none more queer than this fat man and me,

George R R Martin

Your So Fat Sayings #41198
#51. Lose thirty pounds within the next thirty days, or I'll have Chief Horrall put you on the 'Fat Husband's Diet' recently extolled in the Ladies' Home Journal.

James Ellroy

Your So Fat Sayings #41627
#52. Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over

Eoin Colfer

Your So Fat Sayings #41862
#53. So if you serve a whole chicken to your family like grandma did, you may be serving them 10 times as much fat than the days of yesteryear. That's a whole lotta fat, and big trouble for the waistline.

Kathy Freston

Your So Fat Sayings #44921
#54. She's dead. So is your fat pansy. You can be dead, too, if you want.

Richard Stark

Your So Fat Sayings #72833
#55. I keep my weight low, although you need to be able to move your weight around the race car to change the balance. I'm 6ft and I'm 70kg so I haven't much fat on me.

Jenson Button

Your So Fat Sayings #227582
#56. So your junk food has a shelf life of twenty-two years and will probably outlive your fat, sorry ass.

Rory Freedman

Your So Fat Sayings #276298
#57. Left with an oncoming headache, went home, and that's verified, to his wife and six-month-old baby. He's three weeks into a big, fat raise and promotion. He doesn't fit for me."
"Lucky for Whistler, and likely his mother?"
"What? Why?"
"Weak joke. So back to your corporate trio.

J.D. Robb

Your So Fat Sayings #720763
#58. For over a long period of time there's little in life so disheartening as constant cold - not deep enough to kill, mayhap, but always there, stealing your energy and your will and your body-fat, an ounce at a time.

Stephen King

Your So Fat Sayings #770740
#59. We are fat and sick and dying because we have handed a basic, fundamental and intimate function of life over to corporations. We choose to value our nourishment so little that we entrust it to strangers. This is insanity. Feed yourselves. Feed your loved ones. And for God's sake feed your children.

Alton Brown

Your So Fat Sayings #873908
#60. When you breast feed your child, that breast milk that nature starts us out on has almost the same percentage of polyunsaturated, monounsaturated and saturated fat as butter. So nature clearly wanted us to have a high fat diet.

Suzanne Somers

Your So Fat Sayings #1027359
#61. I did side planks for my obliques, which are one of my trouble areas. And traditional planks tone your back so you don't have that little bit of fat hanging over your bra. Ugh!

Ashley Greene

Your So Fat Sayings #1080627
#62. If you're a fat person - and especially if you're a woman - at all stages of your life you'll get abuse for it, so you have to work out a way of dealing with it. The best way is to be humorous about it - that defuses any tension.

Jo Brand

Your So Fat Sayings #1080993
#63. And once you are that fat, the 'fuck-it-factor; comes into play. The fuck-it factor means that you know (even the most basic grasp of nutrition) it will take ages to lose your excess weight, so you might as well get an easy lay by sticking half a packet of Hula Hoops into a tub of cheese spread.

Rae Earl

Your So Fat Sayings #1135137
#64. What you want is to rev up your metabolism so that you are burning fat and calories, not preserving fat and calories.

Kathy Freston

Your So Fat Sayings #1150338
#65. So, she said. You met your brother.

You know, said Fat Charlie, you could have warned me.

I did warn you that he is a god.

You didn't mention that he was a complete and utter pain in the arse, though.

Neil Gaiman

Your So Fat Sayings #1169343
#66. Hell, no, I'm not sober. You think I'd be doing this shit if I were? And I notice I don't see your fat ass down here in the trenches so shut it before I forget I'm supposed to actually like you. (Syn)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Your So Fat Sayings #1233791
#67. So many gay jokes tonight about (James) Franco. Apparently if you're clean, well dressed and mildly cultured, you're super gay now. Is that why the rest of you guys are so aggressively fat and dirty? You think if you read one book and take a shower, dicks are going to just fly into your face.

Aziz Ansari

Your So Fat Sayings #1267521
#68. The awful thing about being fat is you can't get away from it. Everywhere you go, there it is; all round you; hanging and swinging, yards and yards of it, under your arms, everywhere. And everyone else is so thin.

Charlotte Bingham

Your So Fat Sayings #1283338
#69. If you're predisposed to get fat and want to be as lean as you can be without compromising your health, you have to restrict carbohydrates and so keep your blood sugar and insulin levels low.

Gary Taubes

Your So Fat Sayings #1401737
#70. Life is one big fat gamble, and the odds are never in your favor. So you either go for it anyway and toss the dice or you don't play. But not playing?" She jabbed him in the bare chest with her finger. "That's the coward's way out. And I hadn't pegged you for a coward. Figure your shit out.

Jill Shalvis

Your So Fat Sayings #1423728
#71. So go ahead and
make your way
Back from the edge
of yesterday
No one knows what
Can't be known
'Cause when you start
You're all alone
But take enough steps
Take enough steps
Take enough steps
And someday
Someday you'll be home
Heather Wells, Untitled

Meg Cabot

Your So Fat Sayings #1459128
#72. Of course I'm funky like fat people having intercourse.
Basically, the funk is stuck in your teeth ... so get the dental floss.

Redman

Your So Fat Sayings #1482231
#73. Since we don't have a body to confirm identity, we believe Nathan Drake is alive and threatening people, which means he faked his own death. (Josie)
And maybe fat flying fairies ate the rest of your blouse, which explains why so much of it's missing. (Terri)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Your So Fat Sayings #1591023
#74. Will the devil be home?"
"My grandma is not the devil," Ben said, smiling despite the insult. "Besides, isn't the devil a male?"
"I thought so until I met your grandma. Could you tell her to stop calling me Fatty?"
"You could stand to lose a little weight.

Victor Kloss

Your So Fat Sayings #1831460

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