You May Be A Redneck If Quotes

#1. You may be a redneck if ... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

Jeff Foxworthy

#2. You may be a redneck if ... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

Jeff Foxworthy

#3. You may be a redneck if ... you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.

Jeff Foxworthy

#4. If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

Ben Folds

#5. Get in here and make me some dinner - now, woman."
"News flash, Michael, you're supposed to be evil, not redneck!

Rachel Caine

#6. Is it too redneck to say you look sexy operating a radio? Chase..

Kristen Simmons

#7. Cause I'm a redneck woman.

Gretchen Wilson

#8. You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.

Jeff Foxworthy

#9. You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.

Jeff Foxworthy

#10. You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.

Jeff Foxworthy

#11. You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

Jeff Foxworthy

#12. You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

Jeff Foxworthy

#13. You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.

Jeff Foxworthy

#14. How is a redneck divorce similar to a tornado?
You know that somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna lose a trailer.

Jeff Foxworthy

#15. You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

Jeff Foxworthy

#16. You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.

Jeff Foxworthy

#17. You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.

Jeff Foxworthy

#18. You might be a redneck if ... you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.

Jeff Foxworthy

#19. You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.

Jeff Foxworthy

#20. You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

Jeff Foxworthy

#21. You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

Jeff Foxworthy

#22. You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.

Jeff Foxworthy

#23. You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.

Jeff Foxworthy

#24. You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That's why so many rednecks die in strange ways.

Jase Robertson

#25. We live in the country. I'm a redneck. No, ha-ha. I live in L.A. County, but more in the hills. Not in the fancy kind! Trust me; whatever you do you do not want to come to my neighborhood!

Atticus Shaffer

#26. You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

Jeff Foxworthy

#27. You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.

Jeff Foxworthy

#28. You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

Jeff Foxworthy

#29. You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

Jeff Foxworthy

#30. I'd breed a little liberal army in the wood, just like these redneck lunatics I see at the local bar with their tribe of mutant inbred piglets.

Lou Reed

#31. You might be a redneck if ... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

Jeff Foxworthy

#32. You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.

Jeff Foxworthy

#33. With that I turned into a punching, struggling, kicking psycho redneck zombie bitch.

Diana Rowland

#34. Whenever I'd get howlin' over something, he'd grab my ass up from wherever I was and head straight for the john. Momma said my head would get banged up along the way, but she said it
was probably bein' dunked under water that made me stupid.

Cole Alpaugh

#35. It's just what they are - they're jokes ... most jokes are about Jewish people, rednecks, black folks ... I can't determine what offends another person.

Paula Deen

#36. Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah.

Gretchen Wilson

#37. It's partly the Southernization of America, in that the Southern working-class version of redneck is becoming the national version, and it's good-natured, it has humor and, in some ways, it's a performance.

Robert Charles Wilson

#38. 'WASP' is the only ethnic term that is in fact a term of class, apart from redneck, which is another word for the same group but who are in the lower social strata, so it's inexplicably tied up with social standing and culture and history in a way that the other hyphenations just are not.

Christopher Hitchens