You Gotta Be Kidding Me Quotes

#1. My wife asked me about that: "What happened to your beard?" I said, "What are you talking about?" She said, "Hey, the right side is shorter than the left." I said, "You gotta be kidding me." So I went in there and looked, and I combed it out and I said, "I don't know, that's just the way it grows."

Si Robertson

#2. OCEANA: Are we here to take a tour of the museum? Is this your surprise?
ORPHEUS: This is my house.
OCEANA: (gasps) You gotta be kidding me.
ORPHEUS: (now glaring at her) No I'm not.

Scarlett Brukett

#3. Mount You-Gotta-Be-Kidding-Me.

Rick Riordan

#4. And that was freaky to think about, how life could go from wonderful to terrible in the blink of an eye.

Lauren Myracle

#5. Lunch? You gotta be kidding. Lunch is for wimps.

Michael Douglas

#6. I love to dance and perform the Argentine tango - it breathes love!

Gilles Marini

#7. Just to be alive is enough.

Miguel Ruiz

#8. You go back," Jack said. "And you catch the scum who did you." "Back?" I said. "Back to ... " "Earth, yeah," Jack said. "Chicago." He closed the folder and dropped it into his out-box. "You gotta find out who killed you." I arched an eyebrow at him. "You're kidding.

Jim Butcher

#9. God always answers prayers. Sometimes it's "yes." Sometimes the answer is "no." Sometimes it's "you gotta be kidding.

Jimmy Carter

#10. When Harvard men say they have graduated from Radcliffe, then we've made it.

Jackie Kennedy

#11. Having read literally thousands of them, I was sure I knew every which way of killing someone. I never thought a time would come when I would make use of it.

Mary Lou Kirwin

#12. Let us keep the dance of rain our fathers kept and tread our dreams beneath the jungle sky.

Arna Bontemps

#13. Then at the top of the hill, the road forks.
Which just figures.
"You gotta be kidding." I say.
One part of the road goes left, the other goes right.
(Well, it's a "Fork" ain't it?)

Patrick Ness

#14. On such ventures as these one is
inclined to forget much, as one forgets a dream.

Michael Moorcock

#15. Because I think I love you, and you just see me as a toy.

E.L. James

#16. There's a company that wants to put hair on me! I don't know if it's plugs, I'm sure it is. I laughed and said, 'You gotta be kidding.'

Terry Bradshaw

#17. Well, it's a little harder in New York. It's not as forgiving to a film crew. You hold up a bunch of New Yorkers who can't cross the street, they're not going to take it well. Southern California? They'll wait. It's cool man. In New York, they're like, 'Are you kidding me? I gotta get to work.'

Matthew Rhys