Yoshiman Quotes

#1. Sometimes I pay for it, With the way I walk now, the things I did to my body wasn't supposed to be done. At 48 years old, it is saying, 'Hey, Earl, remember what you did to me?'.

Earl Campbell

#2. I'm not built like a leading man.

Domhnall Gleeson

#3. One of the many problems with aging is that you begin to think of yourself as a slob because your birthday suit can never be cleaned or pressed no matter how spotted or wrinkled it gets

Bob Smith

#4. Tell me what he was like as a baby."
"Why, Margaret, you must not be hurt, but he was much prettier than you were. I remember, when I first saw you in Dixon's arms, I said, 'Dear, what an ugly little thing!

Elizabeth Gaskell

#5. Extreme visual clarity, tunnel vision, diminished sound, and the sense that time is slowing down. this is how the human body reacts to extreme stress.

Malcolm Gladwell

#6. Mother's milk would be banned by the food safety laws of industrialized nations if it were sold as a packaged good.

Paul Hawken

#7. If we don't control our schedule - our schedule will control us. If we don't find a way to live a balanced life -our lives will get out of balance.

Wayde Goodall

#8. The Temple that the Jews will build on their return to Jerusalem will probably be destroyed by the Earthquake..." (Clarence Larkin, The Book of Revelation, 1919)

Joey Faust

#9. You prefer the bed on the opposite wall?"
"I prefer the bookshelf in the lower left corner of the room, and the ceiling fan not to be hanging over my head while I sleep."
"OCD?"
"Feng shui."
"Is it contagious?"
"Hardly anyone gets it.

Devon Monk

#10. If Democrats call you a racist because you are a conservative or a Republican, that tells you that you are hated because you are a conservative or a Republican; you are irredeemable and belong in the "basket of deplorables.

David Horowitz

#11. I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen.

Peter Sellers

#12. If you want to be your own master ... always be surprised by evil; never anticipate it.

Mary McCarthy

#13. The guy reeked like moldy garlic pizza wrapped in gym shorts.

Rick Riordan