Yo Mamma Jokes Quotes

#1. I really do think that if for one week in the United States we saw the true face of war, we saw people's limbs sheared off, we saw kids blown apart, for one week, war would be eradicated. Instead, what we see in the U.S. media is the video war game.

Amy Goodman

#2. Unfurl your muscles. Slip off your skin. Drop your guts in a heap on the floor."
I felt my airway constrict. Damn, this was profound. I continued. "Nuzzle inside the hollow of my bones. Let our breaths mingle as one. Turn liquid for me. Only for me. Bury your essence inside of my soul.

Christina Lee

#3. The most essential part of my day is a proper dinner.

Rachael Ray

#4. I had to dare a little bit. Who am I kidding-I had to dare a lot. Dont wear one ring, wear five or six. People ask how I can play with all those rings, and I reply, Very well, thank you.

Liberace

#5. Broadband companies can have great success offering access to the unfettered Internet.

Marvin Ammori

#6. I'm far from a saint.

Clay Guida

#7. For me, the love really flowed when I found out the baby was a boy. That's when I could finally bond, once I knew 'it' was a him.

Vanessa Lachey

#8. If we ask the right questions, we can change the world with the right answers.

Ogwo David Emenike

#9. Motivating through fear may work in the short term to get people to do something, but over the long run I believe personal pride is a much greater motivator. It produces far better results that last for a much longer time.

John Wooden

#10. I have said often, and I am sure of it, that the greatest destroyer of peace in the world today is abortion. If a mother can kill her own child, what is there to stop you and me from killing each other? The only one who has the right to take life is the The One who has created it.

Mother Teresa

#11. Demetrius: Villain, what hast thou done?
Aaron: That which thou canst not undo.
Chiron: Thou hast undone our mother.
Aaron: Villain, I have done thy mother.

William Shakespeare

#12. As for literature, thefts cannot harm it, while the lapse of ages augments its value

Marcus Aurelius

#13. Disease is surely one of the ways in which we are tried by life and offered the chance to be heroic. Though few of us will win Olympic gold medals or slay dragons, disease can be the spark or gift that allows many of us to live out our personal myths and become heroes.

Bernie S. Siegel

#14. South Africa was to evolve into the most pernicious example of the criminal practise of colonial and white minority domination.

Thabo Mbeki

#15. When we are not connected with our emotions, we are not connected to ourselves.

David W. Earle