Yngwie Malmsteen Funny Quotes

#1. Sometimes the darkness finds us, that will always be inevitable. If one chooses to manifest such feelings creatively, then it really isn't darkness at all.

Beth Turner

#2. The ruggers followed me all the way to the cafeteria. I felt like the Pied Piper, except that the rats probably weren't offering to share protein-rich snacks with him.

Justine Larbalestier

#3. Sexuality, eroticism and desire are important for all of us. But that is also the contradiction. How can we speak about pictures and, for example, say no to this way of representing a woman's body? It's also a camera-and-object problem, of who is really guiding the camera.

Pipilotti Rist

#4. What good is having an imagination if you don't use it?

Miss Lore

#5. The last thing you ever want to do is extend the period of frailty and disability and make people unhealthy for a longer time period. So lifespan extension in and of itself should not be the goal of medicine, nor should it be the goal of public health, nor should it be the goal of aging science.

S. Jay Olshansky

#6. I like it when you buy something and pay with a credit card, they put your credit card on the receipt, but only the last four numbers. Aha! I'm really good at guessing twelve numbers. I can't guess 16 numbers, so thanks for the assistance!

Mitch Hedberg

#7. My lovely shining fragile broken house is filled with flowers and founded on a rock.

Madeleine L'Engle

#8. People judge us not by what we think or believe, but by what we do - and when our lives don't measure up, we lose their respect and they conclude our faith isn't real.

Billy Graham

#9. The end game is you change that law to making that law better, whichever law you're talking about.

Mike Lowry

#10. Your intention rules your life and determines the outcome.

Oprah Winfrey

#11. I have to have the cotton candy shipped in.

Meg White