Yasmina Reza Quotes

#1. As a general rule, I abstain from reading reports of attacks upon myself, wishing not to be provoked by that to which I cannot properly offer an answer.

Abraham Lincoln

#2. Women always think you need a man, you need a father, as if they'd be the slightest use. Men are a dead weight, they're clumsy and maladjusted.

Yasmina Reza

#3. there's a very well-known method for getting women, everybody knows it, it's not to say a word.

Yasmina Reza

#4. We are all blessed ones. Heaven is no longer in the clouds. It is right here, all around us, everywhere; we must only open our eyes to see it.

Kim Chestney

#5. Let's say you're in a situation where crystal meth can help you. Like, I don't know, you have too many teeth.

Dave Attell

#6. Yvan's a very tolerant bloke, which of course, when it comes to relationships, is the worst thing you can be.
Yvan's very tolerant because he couldn't care less.

Yasmina Reza

#7. I've been so lucky to work with some great, great writers: Tony Kushner and Yasmina Reza.

Marcia Gay Harden

#8. You don't want to play a perfect person; no one cares about that.

Matthew Morrison

#9. There's no choice that doesn't mean a loss.

Jeanette Winterson

#10. Time changes everything, including the soul of a face.

Yasmina Reza

#11. Theatre is a mirror, a sharp reflection of society. The greatest playwrights are moralists.

Yasmina Reza

#12. I don't drink blood, and last time I looked in the mirror, I had a reflection.

Nicolas Cage

#13. If I'm who I am because I'm who I am and you're who you are because you are who you are, then I'm who I am and you're who you are. If, on the other hand, I'm who I am because you're who you are, and if you're who you are because I'm who I am, then I'm not who I am and you're not who you are.

Yasmina Reza

#14. Hm," said the witch, picking up Scabbers. "How old is this rat?" "Dunno," said

J.K. Rowling

#15. Slavery cannot exist a day or an hour anywhere, unless it is supported by local police regulations.

Stephen A. Douglas

#16. A man can't be in the space where there is feminine rage and bitterness. He doesn't know how to navigate it.

Iyanla Vanzant

#17. We all are passengers to a train called life, the duration & destination to which is pre-planned.

Nikhil Kushwaha

#18. Every person professes to love good and hate evil, but in his actions his real preferences emerges.

Piers Anthony

#19. After I write, I have nothing to say. The commentary afterwards is superfluous. I write. And that's enough.

Yasmina Reza

#20. I'm one of those people that makes a better adult than I did a kid.

Mayim Bialik

#21. All men and women go through the same fog.

Yasmina Reza

#22. Courtesy is a waste of time; it weakens you and undermines you.

Yasmina Reza

#23. What we like about women is sensuality, wildness, hormones. Women who make a song and dance about their intuition.

Yasmina Reza