Yankees Coaches Quotes

#1. There are things about Joe Torre, if I wanted to come out and say, would show how cold and calculated he really is ... Joe Torre is for Joe Torre ... The graveyard of Yankees coaches is loaded with bones of coaches Joe Torre did nothing about.

Michael Kay

#2. I am a mathematician and I can confidently say that the best figure ever produced is your phone number.

Amit Kalantri

#3. What the Yankees need is a second base coach.

Graig Nettles

#4. No one sane would let a first-century dentist fill their children's teeth. Why then do we allow first-century theologians to fill our children's minds?

Michael Dowd

#5. It's hell when the person you know you are isn't the person people see when they look at you.

Mark Winegardner

#6. What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?

Paris Hilton

#7. You'll have champagne. All girls like champagne.
All girls didn't like champagne. I preferred root beer. Willie preferred anything that smelled like gasoline and burned her throat. She could hold her liquor better than any man, and I wished she was there to help me navigate John Lockwell.

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