Top 19 Wwe The Rock Quotes

#1. Congratulations to one of my favorite opponents and greatest rivals on returning to the WWE. The Rock is the BEST promo man of all time ...

Chris Jericho

Wwe The Rock Quotes #1132511
#2. If ya' smell what The Rock is cookin'!

Dwayne Johnson

Wwe The Rock Quotes #1082351
#3. Michael Cole, The Rock knows that you have never, EVER, had a piece of poontang pie!

Dwayne Johnson

Wwe The Rock Quotes #1866660
#4. Kevin Kelly, let The Rock answer your question with a question of his own: Are you mentally, as well as physically prepared to tickle the anus of a monkey?

Dwayne Johnson

Wwe The Rock Quotes #1834448
#5. I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang ... to give you.

Mick Foley

Wwe The Rock Quotes #1746231
#6. Look at The Rock's competition! Look at him! It looks like a big monkey came down here, took a crap, and out came Mankind!

Dwayne Johnson

Wwe The Rock Quotes #1703306
#7. You wanna do this ... you wanna go right now ... do you want to, GO? ... then go get The Rock a bologna sandwich because this doesn't concern you.

Dwayne Johnson

Wwe The Rock Quotes #1639558
#8. I'm sorry, Mankind can't get to the phone right now, cause he's got The Rock's foot in his mouth!

Dwayne Johnson

Wwe The Rock Quotes #1475411
#9. Let The Rock understand this, he beats your ass in cage match last week and now your the number 1 contender? Well The Rock knows exactly why that is; you've got a three foot nose you turn it sideways and stick it straight up Vince's ass!

Dwayne Johnson

Wwe The Rock Quotes #1431192
#10. Well, The Rock says this, you should be concerned with fixing yourself a nice, tall glass of shut-up juice!

Dwayne Johnson

Wwe The Rock Quotes #1325690
#11. The Rock has just one thing to say to you: poontang your ass on out of here!

Dwayne Johnson

Wwe The Rock Quotes #1289407
#12. The jabroni beating, pie eating, trail-blazin', eyebrow raisin', all around, smack it down People's Champ, The Rock!

Dwayne Johnson

Wwe The Rock Quotes #673100
#13. The fact of the matter is this: Austin can take his ball, and go home. But as far as The Rock is concerned, as far as I'm concerned, this is home.

Dwayne Johnson

Wwe The Rock Quotes #651435
#14. Happy Birthday To Steph, You're a Hoe with Big Breasts, so take the Night off from Hooking ... If ya Smell what The Rock's cooking!

Dwayne Johnson

Wwe The Rock Quotes #396995
#15. The Rock is, without a shadow of a doubt, the most electrifying man in sports entertainment today.

Dwayne Johnson

Wwe The Rock Quotes #385304
#16. This Fruity Pebble that ya dealin' with, I ain't ya average jabroni. I'm like a big purple pinwheel, Rock, so go ahead and blow me.

John Cena

Wwe The Rock Quotes #348183
#17. Why do you ask The Rock stupid questions? Why are you an ugly hermaphrodite? Nobody knows, Kevin Kelly.

Dwayne Johnson

Wwe The Rock Quotes #321345
#18. How dare you little jabroni come onto The Rock shows Smackdown and run your mouth about how your the game, well The Rock says, if you are the game then you quite frankly you need to go back to the drawing board cause your game absolutely sucks!

Dwayne Johnson

Wwe The Rock Quotes #300141
#19. The Rock is going to lay the smacketh down on your candy ass!

Dwayne Johnson

Wwe The Rock Quotes #273898

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