Top 38 Wwe Jerry Lawler Quotes
#1. Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
Jerry Lawler
#2. I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
Jerry Lawler
#3. Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
Jerry Lawler
#4. Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
Jerry Lawler
#5. Some two thousand stone-throwing protesters gathered in the street outside the school. They chanted, "We want fairness. There is no fairness if you don't let us cheat." It sounds like a joke, but they were absolutely serious.
Cathy O'Neil
#6. Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
Jerry Lawler
#7. When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"
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#8. By telling my own story, I hope to help remove the stigma. It never should be something to hide.
Richard Dreyfuss
#10. You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.
Jerry Lawler
#12. Yea! I believe that He who made the skies
Is wonderfully good, and very wise,
Beloved Friend! Hast thou never seen
The tears of pity gather in His eyes?
Omar Khayyam
#13. It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump.
Jerry Lawler
#14. I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.
Jerry Lawler
#15. I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services.
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#16. What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
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#17. If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.
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#18. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
Jerry Lawler
#19. The electricity came on for the second time today wile we were eating.
This may be a fool's paradise, but it's a paradise nonetheless.
Susan Beth Pfeffer
#20. ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
Jerry Lawler
#21. When it comes to Shawn Michaels, there's always a way.
Jerry Lawler
#22. Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
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#24. When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.
Jerry Lawler
#26. Chicken fizz! O Lord, protect all of us who toil in the vineyards of experimental chemistry!
Alan Bradley
#27. Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg!
Jerry Lawler
#29. Why don't we do the whole friends with benefits thing?" he asks seriously.
"Because I don't think I'd enjoy having the benefits you give me removed" I answer back not missing a beat.
"Just friends it is then" he says not perturbed and starts eating his lunch.
R.S. Burnett
#30. See, Six? This is what makes life worth living. Men who don't know if they wanna fight or fuck, but will climb into a cage to figure it out in front of everyone in the sector.
Kit Rocha
#32. Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita!
Jerry Lawler
#33. Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
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#34. I don't know if Jerry Lawler got here in a plane, or a time machine.
Alex Riley
#35. God's sovereign will is not at the whim and mercy of our person and individual responses to it.
R.C. Sproul
#37. Teach your children that ungodly behavior begins with ungodly attitudes of heart, but godly behavior begins with godly attitudes of heart. Below
Tedd Tripp
#38. It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.
Jerry Lawler
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