Worldwide Pants Sayings

#1. Look at him now, poor fellow. That's what a dose of reality does for you ... Never touch the stuff myself, you understand. Find it gets in the way of the hallucinations.

Alan Moore

#2. A cheerful face is nearly as good for an invalid as healthy weather.

Benjamin Franklin

#3. Its outer fringe is all that we shall see.

Lao-Tzu

#4. But we lived as usual. Everyone does, most of the time. Whatever is

Margaret Atwood

#5. If you want a language to survive, capture great thoughts within it. William Shakespeare has ensured Elizabethan English will never perish from this world.

James Rozoff

#6. Enter ye in at the astrait gate; for strait is the gate, and narrow is the way that leads to life, and few there be that find it; but wide is the gate, and broad the way which leads to death, and many there be that travel therein, until the night cometh, wherein no man can work.

The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter-day Saints

#7. Unfortunately we did not attend Voltaire's dictum to define our terms before we began. The result was disagreement on all issues.

James Aldridge

#8. Tom Snyder was big enough to fill the night with talk and his own persona. The Snyder we saw on TV was not a replica of the real guy; it was the real guy.

Tom Shales