Word Of Wisdom Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 10 Word Of Wisdom Funny Quotes

#1. My father's corporation, the Nero Organization, supplied assassins for hire. Killing was our business, and business had been good for years. - Author: Lisa Kessler
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#2. I keep this crazy notebook of song ideas. - Author: Max Von Essen
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#3. There is no excuse among professional officers for not having a 5000 year old mind. - Author: Jay Luvaas
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#4. He who has made it a practice to lie and deceive his father, will be the most daring in deceiving others. - Author: Horace
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#5. Trying to get a handle on what he thought, what he felt, what he thought about what he felt and vice versa, was like trying to open a locked door by ramming it with his head. - Author: Laura Ruby
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#6. As usual I was working the graveyard shift - an irony I reveled in - at an emergency call center. What other shift would a vampire feel comfortable working? - Author: Pat Henshaw
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#7. We loiter in winter while it is already spring. - Author: Henry David Thoreau
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#8. It is the part of a wise man to keep himself today for tomorrow, and not to venture all his eggs in one basket. - Author: Miguel De Cervantes
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#9. I like those very realistic paintings that look like photographs, or novels that are so much like actual life that you feel understood. - Author: Deb Caletti
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#10. Some hurts can never be mended" he said. "No matter how much time passes. They tattoo themselves on our souls - Author: Yasmine Galenorn
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