Woodshed Quotes

#1. I'd take Bieber to the woodshed and spank him. His manager Scooter Braun is scared sh-tless. I don't know what Bieber's problem is. His career is over in three years anyway.

Peter Mensch

#2. The youth gets together his materials to build a bridge to the moon, or, perchance, a palace or temple on the earth, and, at length, the middle-aged man concludes to build a woodshed with them.

Henry David Thoreau

#3. I saw something nasty in the woodshed.

Stella Gibbons

#4. The scholarly authorities on freezing to death seem to be, unsurprisingly, Canadians.

Randall Munroe

#5. The square was finally cleared by armed carabineri with tears of laughter streaming down their faces. The event set a record for hilarious civic functions, smashing the previous record set when Baron Hans Neizant B ompzidaize was elected Landburgher of K oln in 1653.

Mike Harding

#6. I could never understand how we could put 120,000 Japanese behind a fence in World War II. I remember being bewildered about that.

Phil Donahue

#7. The paradox is that when you can get into right versus wrong bickering in personal relationships -- even if you believe you have won -- you have lost.

Tony Robinson

#8. Do you believe in an invisible reality behind appearances?

Dion Fortune

#9. When we reach the intersection with Homochitto Street, I turn right, into town, and soon we're passing Dunleith, the antebellum mansion that I always say makes Tara from Gone with the Wind look like a woodshed.

Greg Iles

#10. There was her face, like a summer peach, beautiful and warm, and the light of the candles reflected in her dark eyes. [He] held his breath. The entire world waited and held its breath.

Ray Bradbury

#11. When you get to know someone, you find there's something nasty in their woodshed.

Jo Brand

#12. My mother is not somebody who's troubled by aging.

Annette Bening

#13. An old-timer is someone who can remember when a naughty child was taken to the woodshed instead of to a psychiatrist.

David Greenberg

#14. Apparently something nasty happened to him in the woodshed when he was a child and subsequently he's always been emotionally fragile.' Cat stood up and slammed her fist on the table.

Lesley Truffle

#15. The Key to Success is Action

Brian Tracy

#16. I am not sure about Bill Nelson. I haven't heard him say, 'Let's junk the NASA plan to send humans to the moon.' He's not about to say that. That would not be very popular.

Buzz Aldrin

#17. The Woodshed Orchestra trade in exuberance and might, a glistening thunderslap on the hind of musical atrophy. These songs leap from disc to lap, a many-legged beast trundling with joy and vision.

Dave Bidini

#18. You're safer out in the open than you are crouching in the woodshed listening for footsteps and going crazy.

Eiji Yoshikawa

#19. It is Sunday, mid-morning-Sunday in the living room, Sunday in the kitchen, Sunday in the woodshed, Sunday down the road in the village: I hear the bells, calling me to share God's grace.

E.B. White

#20. Well, I say it's time to take Stephen Harper to the woodshed!

Jack Layton

#21. She's as big as a house that's about to give birth to a woodshed

Rae Carson

#22. Except for our bodies there are no other temples in the world

Rajneesh

#23. You've got to dance like nobody's watching, and love like it's never going to hurt.

Kathy Mattea

#24. I know you." It's a statement, not a question ... "No," I reply ... "I want to.

M. Leighton

#25. He reminds me of a guy I met many years ago. He died. A shame, as I'd have really liked to kill him again.

Jose Eduardo Agualusa

#26. There are several sources for my appreciation of pastors and the way they are described in this book. One of them is reading history and realizing that they had a profound creative impact on the Middle West and the settlement of the Middle West.

Marilynne Robinson

#27. She makes me wash, they make me comb all to thunder; she won't let me sleep in the woodshed ... the widder [widow] eats by a bell; she goes to bed by a bell; she wakes up by a bell-everything's so awful reg'lar a body can't stand it

Mark Twain

#28. There have been others also just as true and devoted to the cause
I wish I could name every one
but with such women consecratingtheir lives, failure is impossible!

Susan B. Anthony

#29. The boy gathers materials for a temple, and then when he is thirty, concludes to build a woodshed

Henry David Thoreau