Woodchuck Quotes

#1. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia?

Sarah Mlynowski

#2. He was so genuine and unsophisticated that no introduction would serve to introduce him, more than if you introduced a woodchuck to your neighbor.

Henry David Thoreau

#3. He also deeply distrusts vampires, as you had guessed yourself," Bones added. "Aside from that, all I heard was enough repetitions of 'how many chucks could a woodchuck chuck' to make me want to stake myself.

Jeaniene Frost

#4. Failure is your only enemy. The only way up is to never look down. We succeed because we believe. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Katie McGarry

#5. My enemies are worms, cool days, and most of all woodchucks.

Henry David Thoreau

#6. I definitely knew I wanted to be an actor in high school. I was doing plays and musicals, and I loved 'Saturday Night Live' and thought that was what I wanted to do - funny sketches and comedies. So I knew then, but I didn't know how to go about it, but I found my way.

Jerry Trainor

#7. Vulnerability is not about fear and grief and disappointment; it is the birthplace of everything we're hungry for.

Brene Brown

#8. All of Christ in all of you. You can never have more. You need never have less.

W. Ian Thomas

#9. Insignificant mortals, who are as leaves are, and now flourish and grow warm with life, and feed on what the ground gives, but then again fade away and are dead.

Homer

#10. A democrat must be utterly selfless. He must think and dream not in terms of self or of party, but only of democracy.

Mahatma Gandhi

#11. I could feel the day offering itself to me,
and I wanted nothing more
than to be in the moment-but which moment?
Not that one, or that one, or that one,

Billy Collins

#12. Your inner voice whispers, but speaks the loudest.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#13. Occasionally, some sitcoms still stereotype women - the old dragon or the dolly bird - but on the whole we've moved away from that.

Jo Brand

#14. Every picture I make, every experience of my private life, every lesson I learn are the keys to my future. And I have faith in it.

Clark Gable

#15. Right now, I'd like to just continue on a series where I am doing good work with a balance of comedy and drama. That and do occasional features and movies.

Mario Lopez

#16. It's enough just to speak when spoken to, to give some minimal reaction to a stimulus. But to actually be the stimulus doesn't even occur to me.

Martha Manning