Wkrp In Cincinnati Funniest Quotes

#1. Elves apparently had a short childhood. Not like witches, who seemed to take forever to grow up, according to Jenks.

Kim Harrison

#2. Alas! the praise given to the ear
Ne'er was nor ne'er can be sincere.

Letitia Elizabeth Landon

#3. When someone has been mean to you, why would you want to be good to them?' 'You wouldn't want to. That's what makes it hard. You do it anyway. Being good is hard. Much harder than being bad.

Jeanne DuPrau

#4. The original ancient Greek meaning of the word planet was simply wanderer,

Mike Brown

#5. My greatest fear. is to have lived in such a way to miss the mark, not to be able to accomplish my assignment on earth; making meaning and impacting lives.

Bernard Kelvin Clive

#6. The sexier the other woman is, the more jealous your wife gets. And that's where slut shaming comes from. When a woman is too sexually attractive, when she's too good at attracting the attention of the opposite sex, other women will shame her for it, because they are afraid she will steal their men.

Oliver Markus

#7. The writer was able to capture many of the feelings that I actually had as a abandoned and then adopted child. Actually I have just finished my own story along with my sister that we found each other after 56 years and what a journey.

David M. Brodzinsky

#8. When I was a little kid I used to play with guys twice my age, so, I was the last one picked, so if I picked I knew that I had to get the ball to the scorer if I wanted to stay on the court, so that was pretty much my job.

Jason Kidd

#9. Then I did what I should have done to start with. I taught myself to walk.

Kimberly Brubaker Bradley

#10. I've done a Russian movie," Claire said. "Thank God they're still stuck in realism, Zola-crazy. Subtitling their films is like captioning a child's picture book.

Paula Fox

#11. I've nailed more women than I could count ... at least I think they were women

Hugh Hefner

#12. Abraham is such a fascinating figure. Three world religions - Judaism, Christianity, and Islam - all claim him as a patriarch. He was raised in a religious home. And yet he rejected religion in order to pursue a personal relationship with God.

Anne Graham Lotz

#13. Just fuck me up.
A caffeine-addict placing an order with the barista.

Julie Johnson

#14. Sex is essentially deep. We become what we do with our bodies, and there is no deeper act than sex.

Dietrich Von Hildebrand

#15. I think we all have a piece of wild in us that we want to protect. It was a very organic choice for me to support African Wildlife Foundation.

Veronika Varekova