Wits And Wisdom Quotes

#1. Why don't you and I play a game of Fuck Off. You go first!

Unknown

#2. Sunday night is curry night. I always order a spinach paneer and a chicken tikka. There's usually something good on TV like 'Mr Selfridge' or 'Downton Abbey,' so I'll watch them before I have to think about blowdrying my hair and all the other boring stuff us girls have to do!

Donna Air

#3. TO be practical not merely means to steal when everybody steals but to act with wits and wisdom ...

Ranu Das

#4. Just bring your wits. Sometimes that's the most effective weapon any of us has.

Jean Ferris

#5. Wits and swords are as straws against the wisdom of the Darkness ...

Robert E. Howard

#6. There's no shame compared to being beautiful with nothing in your brain, an ugly devil with wits is much better that the former.

Michael Bassey Johnson

#7. It may be," said he, "that the wisdom of little children flies higher than our heavy wits can follow.

Howard Pyle

#8. All is allegory ... Each creature is key to all other creatures.

J.M. Coetzee

#9. Christians have no business playing around with ideas of the devil as a fun-loving, beer-swigging guy who just wants you to have a good time.

Pedro Okoro

#10. He is gone and I find myself staring at shoes so large that they could've only belonged to a giant.

J.J. McAvoy

#11. Lord, enlighten thou our enemies. Sharpen their wits, give acuteness to their perceptions, and consecutiveness and clearness to their reasoning powers: we are in danger from their folly, not from their wisdom; their weakness is what fills us with apprehension, not their strength.

John Stuart Mill

#12. You know why I'm pulling your leg? Because I can't touch it from where I am.

Gene Simmons

#13. It's a great myth that the British public want our soldiers to be sent into harm's way on a bogus prospectus for ignoble reasons. There is nothing patriotic about that. It is the opposite of patriotism.

George Galloway

#14. Peter: Got that gun?
Tobias: No, I figured I would shoot the bullets out of my nostrils, so I left it upstairs.
Peter: Oh, shut up!

Veronica Roth