Witness Protection Quotes

#1. I have been in the witness protection program for the last three weeks. I campaigned for Ralph Nader. I'm now living as a woman in Mississippi.

Phil Donahue

#2. goes to the cottage. They may place her in Witness Protection without warning,

David Baldacci

#3. Witness protection just makes for exciting stories and it's a really rich sort of place to grab stories from ... people starting over completely, saying goodbye to their lives before ... it never ends in terms of story opportunities.

Mary McCormack

#4. Marriage is like the witness protection programme: you get all new clothes, you live in the suburbs, and you're not allowed to see your friends anymore.

Jeremy Hardy

#5. And he was probably right. Unless Hills Village Middle School had a witness protection program, I was dead meat. Man, I hated Miller.

James Patterson

#6. Rules for Disappearing by Witness Protection Prisoner #18A7R04M: Don't fall into a routine. Shake things up. Doing the same thing over and over makes you feel comfortable. And feeling comfortable is bad.

Ashley Elston

#7. Here is a dirty little secret: Stock-picking is wildly overrated. Sure, it makes for great cocktail party chatter, and what is more fun than delving into a company's new products? But the truth is that individual stocks are riskier than broad indices.

Barry Ritholtz

#8. One wouldn't want to consult with foreign snakes.

John Maddox Roberts

#9. It's kind of a crazy thing to decide that you're going to be worth tens and tens and tens of millions of dollars and set out to do that. It doesn't suit everybody.

Felix Dennis

#10. It's vital to keep a sense of humour when the world seems to have suddenly become a very strange place.

Michael Grant

#11. Not a wasted word. This has been a main point to my literary thinking all my life.

Hunter S. Thompson

#12. Bestow on an individual the useless and deprive him of the necessary, and you have the gamin.

Victor Hugo

#13. This was life's purpose, the secret to happiness: love and family.

L.G. Castillo

#14. You know what the secret to weight loss is? Don't eat much.

Simon Cowell

#15. It is you who are choosing, in any moment, to be happy or choosing to be sad, or choosing to be angry, or forgiving, or enlightened, or whatever. You are choosing.

Neale Donald Walsch