Witch Broomstick Quotes

#1. Look at a Segway and tell me it's not the world's shittiest witch's broomstick. We only wanted jetpacks because we couldn't make magic carpets work. - Author: Warren Ellis

#2. If from thy secret bed Of luxury unbidden offspring rise, Let them be kindly welcom'd to the day. - Author: John Armstrong

#3. copy instead of finding the book on the shelf. And the finding is half the fun. Browsing on either side, above and below, that is the joy of it. - Author: Mary Jane Hathaway

#4. If she in fact knows magic she needs to do a spell to adjust that shitty attitude she has all of a sudden," Nona said. "I may not be a witch, but I will knock her right off that broomstick if she keeps this up. - Author: Holly Hood

#5. I think things evolve into jokes. I don't generally write them down as jokes. I talk them out. - Author: Marc Maron

#6. We need faith to trust that God doesn't merely "know what's best for us," but that he is what's best for us no matter what our circumstances are. - Author: Gloria Furman

#7. Self-discipline will never make us feel righteous or clean; accepting God's love will. - Author: Donald Miller

#8. Real life oppressed me with its novelty so much that I could hardly breathe. - Author: Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#9. I don't think commercialization is the answer to anything. It's just one more facet of Linux, and not the deciding one by any means. - Author: Linus Torvalds

#10. And then we moved to New Jersey and I went to the Art Students League. - Author: Donald Judd

#11. That woman's been riding the same broomstick for almost a hundred years. - Author: Seth Adam Smith

#12. I've been a very effective leader in the gay rights movement, though at times I've been controversial. - Author: Jean O'Leary

#13. It was never easy being a witch. Oh, the broomstick was great, but to be a witch you needed to be sensible, so sensible that sometimes it hurt. You dealt with the reality - not what people wanted. - Author: Terry Pratchett

#14. He didn't let me do anything, even bought me shirts that said, "If you didn't put it in there, then don't touch it." My mom still laughed about that one. She said that it was endearing the way he protected me, - Author: M. Robinson