Wiseacres Kennel Quotes

#1. If you guessed a loaf of white bread and a jar of Miracle Whip, you should run out and play the lottery right now because you are a genius. White

Glozell Green

#2. I've been a performer for a long time, but I really don't have any dancing experience. I did some of the musicals in high school, and I was in the glee club for a little while just to try and gain some skills ... I was not good at it.

Brant Daugherty

#3. We need to tap the resource of current and retiring science and math professionals that have both content mastery and the practical experience to serve as effective teachers.

Cathy McMorris Rodgers

#4. No one is out to get you. It's just that ... people are monkeys.

Stan Brakhage

#5. Caught in the crossfire of a silent scream, where one man's nightmare is another man's dream.

Bryan Adams

#6. Before sharing interesting information that has not been solicited, think carefully about whether it has the potential to cause distress.

Graeme Simsion

#7. I've been fortunate to meet and work with a lot of really smart people. The thing that strikes me most about them is how they continue to explore and learn every day. I have tried to apply that approach in my modest career as well.

Bill Russell

#8. Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.

Jim Carrey

#9. With that, Millie closed her eyes, kept them closed a good long moment, whispered an "Amen," then opened her eyes.
"Were you just ... praying?" Everett asked.
"I always pray before I proceed with a life-threatening situations."
"Does it help?"
"I'm still alive, aren't I?

Jen Turano

#10. In nature two things do not occur-the wheel and good taste.

John Steinbeck

#11. I came home every Friday afternoon, riding the six miles on the back of a big mule. I spent Saturday and Sunday washing and ironing and cooking for the children and went back to my country school on Sunday afternoon.

Ida B. Wells

#12. Because of how much movies cost, it's dangerous to be experimental on one film after the other. But we can experiment with television. We can do things that are fringe and bring ideas to the table that are offbeat and original.

Steven Spielberg

#13. He who loved himself became great in himself, and he who loved others became great through his devotion, but he who loved God became greater than all.

Soren Kierkegaard

#14. When I go out, it's to have a good time, not to find a man.

Cilla Black