Williby Wallaby Quotes

#1. I was just thinking if the sex with you is one-tenth as fun as arguing with you. I'll be one happy bastard."

"You'll never find out. You--------"

He kissed me.

~ Jack Travis & Ella Varner

Lisa Kleypas

#2. You. Killed. A. Hermit. You. Weird. Sweaty. Bastard!

Lev Grossman

#3. But most people don't come up to me and express a lot of emotion.

Jim Hodges

#4. Normal people who weren't raised by mentally ill goats probably took the feeling of safety for granted. They only noticed when they suddenly felt unsafe. When the hands reach up for under the bed and grab their ankles, they scream, whereas I'm like Wait, can you scratch my knee before you kill me?

Augusten Burroughs

#5. Everything that's said against me offends me, whether it's true or not.

Nick Cave

#6. Kindle yourself in your spirit.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#7. So," James asks in a sing-song voice. "What's manly Manny's place like? Does he have a Red Room of Pain?

Kristen Callihan

#8. I was thinking that surgeons had to be the happiest people on earth. To cut people up and get paid for it-that's happiness, I told myself.

Norman Mailer

#9. I want people to know that there's gonna be a bad part in your life and you have to overcome it to get to the good.

Jc Caylen

#10. If you have good friends, don't look for treasure because you are already rich; if you have just treasure, look for good friends, because you are still poor!

Mehmet Murat Ildan