Top 80 Will Durst Quotes
#1. Glaring at the unicorn silhouette, she decided she hated coincidences. Or cosmic signs. Whichever it was. She felt as if the universe were laughing at her.
Sarah Beth Durst
#2. To you," he said, "I surrender my heart and soul."
She rolled her eyes. "Very romantic, considering you have neither.
Sarah Beth Durst
#4. Merely for safety, after fame we thirst,
For all men would be cowards if they durst.
John Wilmot
#5. I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian.
Will Durst
#6. But Shakespeare's magic could not copied be; Within that circle none durst walk but he.
John Dryden
#7. In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.
Will Durst
#8. You're upset. Who upset you? Tell me, and I'll bite him."
"No biting."
"Little nibbles?"
"No."
"Ferocious licks?"
"Ew.
Sarah Beth Durst
#9. Good luck. Be safe. And if you can't be safe ... be yourself.
Sarah Beth Durst
#10. I didn't want to do a throwaway, mindless movie with fart jokes just to make 6-year-olds laugh. I want to provide my children with some substance.
Fred Durst
#11. I've been around golf my whole life. My father did it all the time, and I resented him for it. But a couple years ago I picked up a golf club and I understood the physics of it. If anyone knows anything about golf, it's that once you hit a few shots, you'll become addicted.
Fred Durst
#12. Impressive vocabulary," Korbyn said. "I feel as though I should take notes."
"I think she's making them up," Liyana said. "Half of them are not anatomically possible.
Sarah Beth Durst
#13. Both instances, sweet. Also stupid, which pretty much defined Evan: sweet and stupid.
Sarah Beth Durst
#14. Bayla, is this how you'd kill me?" she asked out loud. There are easier ways. You could send another snake. I am sorry I ate the first one." Hearing her own voice made her feel braver. "He was delicious, though
Sarah Beth Durst
#16. I don't think my name would necessarily draw people to come see the movie. It might hurt the movie, honestly.
Fred Durst
#17. Our music has always been instant reactive and I guess taking our time to absorb things and say what you really want to say could be much more offensive than anything we've ever done.
Fred Durst
#18. I love finding EPs for bands that you just discover.
Fred Durst
#20. Sometimes it's about less is more. It's about the seed. Thinking about this gigantic tree that you think is so beautiful but it started with this just seed.
Fred Durst
#21. Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump.
Will Durst
#23. The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American people want to lose weight by eating ice cream. The American people love the Home Shopping Network because it's commercial-free.
Will Durst
#24. We've a saying that you should always expect pleasant surprises. The unpleasant surprises will come anyway.
Petra Durst-Benning
#25. My manly strength will not allow me to choose a less unyielding material," Matt said. "I have rocks for muscles. You fear my strength.
Sarah Beth Durst
#26. How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.
Will Durst
#27. I think they'd rather us follow our hearts and I hope that's what some people will understand.
Fred Durst
#28. Everybody says not enough people vote. Now, I don't know nothing, but after the midterms, pretty obvious to me, that too many people vote.
Will Durst
#29. I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
Will Durst
#30. The reason the Democrats are so intent on passing a stem-cell bill is they're depending on the research to grow themselves a spine.
Will Durst
#31. And touring is difficult when everybody's heads aren't in the same place.
Fred Durst
#32. Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.
Will Durst
#33. The problem is, we have yet to convince the Taliban they are fellow passengers on spaceship Earth.
Will Durst
#34. President Bush says we've turned the corner in Iraq. What is that, about 16 corners we've turned? I think they call that running in circles.
Will Durst
#35. It is my experience that the best way to deal with American politics is 50 milligrams of Zoloft 3 times a day.
Will Durst
#36. In San Francisco, Halloween is redundant.
Will Durst
#37. You can't kill America. We're more than a nation. We're a notion. We're an idea. The American Dream. You never heard of the Afghanistani Dream have you. Except by bearded hermetic recluses with a fetish for uneducated women dressed as giant shuttlecocks.
Will Durst
#38. It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point.
Will Durst
#39. Budget cuts if you're not rich, tax cuts if you are. Less money for those who don't have any and more to those who do. That's how President Fredo says we're going to get out of the giant deficit hole he's dug. You can't put it any more simply. Rich people richer. Poor people poorer.
Will Durst
#40. Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.
Will Durst
#41. Limp Bizkit Ice Cream would taste like the sweetest pair of panties in the world. It would taste like sushi. Sushi or panties.
Fred Durst
#42. Voters want a fraud they can believe in.
Will Durst
#44. She'd always been a little excitable, a little more passionate about books than your average person, but she was supposed to be
she was a librarian, after all.
Sarah Beth Durst
#47. Champion Ven knelt in the ruins of the village. Sifting through the rubble, he lifted out a broken doll, its pink dress streaked with dirt and its pottery face cracked.
There was always a broken doll.
Why did there always have to be a damn doll?
Sarah Beth Durst
#48. I'm obsessed by film. I'm obsessed with music and producing and making things happen.
Fred Durst
#49. Sometimes you feel like it's cursed when something takes so long to come out and you don't know if it's going to really come out.
Fred Durst
#51. Only Uncle Pascha ignored her. He was contemplating his chessboard. She doubted that he'd move his piece today. It had been his turn for only six months. Once, he had gone three years between moves. He preferred a leisurely game.
Sarah Beth Durst
#52. You're a teenage boy. I have boobs. What part of the equation is missing?
Sarah Beth Durst
#53. How others perceive us is entirely up to us. A man is what he makes of himself. He can be treated with respect and goodwill, or he can be crushed underfoot like a worm. If you want to be successful in the world of trade and commerce, then you must look successful.
Petra Durst-Benning
#55. I have always been Fred Durst and I've always been me.
Fred Durst
#56. I do think that some bands seem to be dabbling in the rock-hip-hop world and are not necessarily serious about it.
Fred Durst
#57. Last period of the day was new gym class. It was her only class that didn't include Evan, which was a relief. She should be functioning at a peak concentration, but he and his luminous eyes kept distracting her. First opprtunity I have, she thought. I'll bite him.
Sarah Beth Durst
#58. When people talk about how in America, anybody can grow up to be President, I'm not sure George Bush is exactly what they had in mind.
Will Durst
#59. There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.
Will Durst
#60. When life was worrying about a car payment or a rent payment and a bill, you're so consumed with that, you really don't have time to know yourself. That's surviving and getting by.
Fred Durst
#61. When you say something is very different to a core base that expects heavy music from you or very aggressive music, everybody tends to go, 'Oh, they're gonna get mellow, they're gonna get soft.'
Fred Durst
#63. Directing a film is a lot of work.
Fred Durst
#64. Whether he loved her or not didn't change how she felt about him. She loved him independent and regardless of whether he loved her.
Sarah Beth Durst
#65. I hope I haven't hurt your feelings,' he said.
'I don't have feelings, at least not the inconvenient ones.
Sarah Beth Durst
#66. When Wes came back to Limp Bizkit, we really wanted to do something different. We wanted to make a core record that we didn't care who liked or who disliked.
Fred Durst
#69. You know, in my music career there was a moment where the irony was just so heavy. There were people in my audience that were the reason I developed neuroses. These people that tortured my life were using my art, my poetry, as fuel for them, to torture other people.
Fred Durst
#70. Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars.
Will Durst
#71. The hypocrite, certainly, is a secret atheist; for if he did believe there was a God, he durst not be so bold as to deceive Him to His face.
Thomas Adams
#72. The future is easy because it doesn't exist; but the past is painful because it lives forever.
Fred Durst
#73. My life. The life I'm living that's where all my inspiration comes from. Real life experiences.
Fred Durst
#74. I loved the Cure and Bauhaus and the Smiths. The people in my town weren't privy to that kind of music and I got abused. I discovered the microphone to get out some of that angst.
Fred Durst
#75. Promise the dragon won't eat me."The dragon spoke. "I wouldn't dream of it, little Key. You are not flavored to my liking."
"Somehow I don't feel reassured," she said.
Sarah Beth Durst
#76. I'm 38 years old and Limp Bizkit is just something I do. If I was a painter, it would just be a type of painting I make.
Fred Durst
#77. Emotionally, I was affected a lot by Rage Against the Machine, not specifically the literal intention of the words or what it was about, but the feel, the sound, those phrases that got me.
Fred Durst
#78. When you're a kid, you see your parents reading the newspaper and you're like, 'God, why are they reading the newspaper?' When you're young, you're not reading the newspaper. But there comes a time in your life when the newspaper's cool.
Fred Durst
#79. That's brilliant."
"I thought so. But I'm glad you agree. It will make this journey much more pleasant if you are impressed with my brilliance.
Sarah Beth Durst
#80. I'm always looking for new talent.
Fred Durst
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