Wichita Falls Texas Quotes

#1. Wichita Falls, Texas is considering using toilet water for drinking. And a dog there today said, 'White people's problems.'

Bill Maher

#2. Let them revere nothing but religion, morality and liberty.

John Adams

#3. He leaned across the desk and produced a short-barrel revolver from one of the drawers. "One problem. Six solutions.

Matt Hults

#4. I'm ambidextrous when I eat. But playing tennis right-handed - I can't do it. I'm clueless.

Rafael Nadal

#5. The truth is always worth fighting for, even if it isn't what you expect or want it to be.

Carsen Taite

#6. You know what? I don't care. I'm my own guy. I'm very secure with my sexuality. I can cry anytime I want.

Brett Hull

#7. in this waking time his presence, once so solid, lacked any substance or form; it was merely a shadow at the edge of every moment of the day and night.

Colm Toibin

#8. How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they're giving you an enema.

Warren Beatty

#9. To wish for the crazy times one last time and freeze it in the memory of a camera is the least a great artist can do.

Lou Reed

#10. Ladies and gentlemen, you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world ... That's me ... But to my wife ...

Jackie Mason

#11. Yes, Taylor learned at a very young age that the only way to get boys to shut up and play fairly was to show them that you took crap from no one.

Julie James

#12. I should remember more, and I have a pretty good memory.

Cesar Romero

#13. Beauty is the door to another world ...

Wojciech Kurtyka

#14. Even the best cookery book is no substitute for even the worst dinner.

Aldous Huxley