Whoopee Cushion Quotes

#1. Whenever I write anything that sets up controversy its meaning is distorted almost instantly. Even the editorial writers of newspapers seem to be unable to understand the plainest sentence.

H.L. Mencken

#2. They are like men: if bold, the better of scolding; if timid, the better of praise and flattery.

Lew Wallace

#3. Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback.

Zack Ryder

#4. Life is a whoopee cushion, a chair pulled away just as you were taking a seat.

Wally Lamb

#5. A MWF sex schedule? How efficient," he mused.
"Please be serious."
A wicked grin flashed on his face. "Fine, pencil me in. I'll be ready and erect whenever you need me.

Katie Ashley

#6. I haven't gone to college yet and I intend to in a few years.

Mackenzie Astin

#7. Dialogue launches language, the mind, but once it is launched we develop a new power, "inner speech," and it is this that is indispensable for our further development,

Oliver Sacks

#8. Diplomats willing to sit for an interview usually prefer the terra firma of CNN over the whoopee cushion of Comedy Central.

Kevin Bleyer

#9. If you get a little gassy, you've got to let it go. So people used to say to me, 'You're like a whoopee cushion.'

Whoopi Goldberg