White House Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 17 White House Funny Quotes

#1. Over the weekend, of course, down there in Washington, D.C., they had the big White House Correspondents' Dinner. Do you know who was really funny? President Obama. So funny, in fact, he has already been promised 'The Tonight Show' in five years. - Author: David Letterman
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#2. A funny thing happened to me on the way to the White House. - Author: Adlai Stevenson
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#3. The dedicated life is the life worth living. You must give with your whole heart. - Author: Annie Dillard
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#4. If you're a member of a despised group, look out! They'll find a drug and associate you with its use. There are a lot of people in the gay community using methamphetamine and paying taxes and going to work and doing well. - Author: Carl Hart
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#5. I think that everyone can change if the right person comes along, and I think that every girl wants to be the right person - Author: Lauren Conrad
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#6. I don't care to be remembered as the man who scored six touchdowns in a game. I want to be remembered as a winner in life. - Author: Gale Sayers
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#7. On George W Bush: That man sits at that desk in the White House with the button that can end the world. My father's younger than him and we don't give him the controls for the television. - Author: Billy Connolly
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#8. Other people are going to find healing in your wounds. Your greatest life messages and your most effective ministry will come out of your deepest hurts. - Author: Rick Warren
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#9. If you're ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol. Not so much the House of Representatives, which has a bit more color and texture, but the Senate
jeez. Yes, let's have more testosterone running the country.
Maximum Ride, School's Out
Forever - Author: James Patterson
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#10. He assumed that the shape of renewal is death and resurrection. - Author: Samuel Wells
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#11. I was very happy sitting alone at a dining room table, writing a script. - Author: Conrad Hall
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#12. The funny thing is that Dick Cheney has done more than anybody in the White House for quite a long time to throw up roadblocks against future historians. - Author: Barton Gellman
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#13. If that poem idea is in your head NOW, write it down. Right now. Or lose it. For when it's gone, it's gone forever... - Author: Nick Armbrister
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#14. It's funny that there was so much disturbance about having a Catholic in the White House with Kennedy, and when we finally get a religion in the White House that's causing a lot of conflicts, and concerns, and disturbances for a lot of people, it's in the Bush Administration. - Author: Roger Ebert
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#15. If you ask me, I'd like to become the first female president. That would be really cool. The first thing I would do is redecorate the White House, it doesn't look very cozy. - Author: Jennifer Lopez
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#16. I thought it would be funny to take a photo in the White House bathroom, I take pictures everywhere I go, but I don't think I can top that one. - Author: John Legend
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#17. Listen. You should know something. All younger people should know something. If you're always battling against getting older, you're always going to be unhappy, because it will happen anyhow. - Author: Mitch Albom
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