White Elephant Gift Exchange Quotes

#1. This year, Rebecca instituted a White Elephant gift exchange, that passive-aggressive method of conveying just how little the people you see more often than family mean to you via the splendor of craptastic gifting.

Qwen Salsbury

#2. My ties and ballasts leave me - I travel - I sail - My elbows rest in the sea-gaps. I skirt the sierras. My palms cover continents - I am afoot with my vision.

Walt Whitman

#3. One of my principal childhood memories is hearing one of the Liszt Hungarian Rhapsodies waft throughout the house.

Katharine Graham

#4. He stood and he only had one leg. The other was like a chunk of burnt pine-log he was carrying along as a penance for some obscure sin.

Ray Bradbury

#5. A tendency could not but arise to reconcile with Christian profession a good many modes of life, enjoyments, occupations, social actions and customs, from which the first Christians had recoiled.

Robert Rainy

#6. You look like you're having a midlife crisis."
"It's not a midlife crisis. It's just a life crisis.

Alice Oseman

#7. My dad knows how to tell a story. He'd make me laugh by doing all the different voices.

Lily Collins

#8. Scared is what happens when the sacred gets scrambled.

Anodea Judith