Whiskey Wednesday Sayings

#1. I was appointed Poet Laureate. It came totally out of the blue because most Poet Laureates had been considerably older than I. It was not something that I even had begun to dream about!

Rita Dove

#2. My coping mechanism with my dyslexia is to use wit and humor.

Max Brooks

#3. Most guys my age are boring human beings. They sit in bars, get drunk, and then go home to tell their kids the way to rule their lives, while they're absolutely stewed out of their brains.

Ozzy Osbourne

#4. The sage, while clad in homespun, conceals on his person a priceless piece of jade.

Lao-Tzu

#5. She imagines herself as the long-dead Descartes, staring into his fireplace and building a world in his own mind.

Scott Westerfeld

#6. Knowledge is provided but only to those who need to know

Kevin Gates

#7. I don't think there are any churches that have "Thou shalt not believe in climate change" written in their actual statement of faith.

Katharine Hayhoe