Where Is Summer Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 31 Where Is Summer Funny Quotes

#1. Jev stroked his chin. Do I look like a summer fling? - Author: Becca Fitzpatrick
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#2. I took my father on a coach trip last summer.We were halfway there when the driver lost control of the coach, it flew down a hill around a bend and crashed through a brick wall. I wasn't hurt but luckily my father had the presence of mind to kick my head in. - Author: Chic Murray
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#3. I've found contemporary Britain difficult to write about because it seems to me to have lacked gravity or grandeur. This is some cultural problem which I don't really understand. It simply isn't the same in the United States. - Author: Sebastian Faulks
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#4. People say churches are half empty, they're not, they're too big - Author: Sean Lock
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#5. Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he's been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys. - Author: Charles Barkley
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#6. Well, it's funny because, "The Green Leaves of Summer" and "The Alamo" theme are the same thing. There's just - the Brothers Four was a different recording of it. - Author: Quentin Tarantino
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#7. I had a bag of Fritos, they were Texas grilled Fritos. These Fritos had grill marks on them. They remind me of summer, when we used to fire up the barbeque and throw down some Fritos. I can still see my dad with the apron on. Better flip that Frito, dad, you know how I like it. - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#8. Brass, stay down all summer. - Author: Eugene Ormandy
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#9. Brittany was "hot".Perhaps she was.She wore many layers and summer weather was still in reach. - Author: G.L. Tomas
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#10. Men like fun much more than they like clever - Author: Mhairi McFarlane
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#11. I love to swim. When I jump in the water, I feel like I'm 12 years old again. It's really funny how it does that to me. - Author: Summer Sanders
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#12. The four movies I can remember seeing as a kid were 'The Elephant Man,' 'The Magnificent Seven,' 'The Good, The Bad and The Ugly' and 'Mad Max!' Two of those are westerns. So the western genre is emblazoned on my memory from childhood, and those are two great movies. - Author: Casey Affleck
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#13. Nothing has ever touched on what fun childhood was. Summer holidays were bliss. We made home movies, with real stories in them. My father had such charm and charisma, and made everything so funny. - Author: Jane Birkin
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#14. Matilda shook her head. "Damn teens and hormones. At least you own up to it. Amber doesn't believe me when I tell her half the kids here are sexually active.""More than half," Decker said, smiling.
-dark summer - Author: Lizzy Ford
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#15. Want a happier, more content life? I highly recommend the down-to-earth methods you'll find in 'Mindfulness.' Professor Mark Williams and Dr Danny Penman have teamed up to give us scientifically grounded techniques we can apply in the midst of our everyday challenges and catastrophes. - Author: Daniel Goleman
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#16. Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? I'm so hungry. - Author: Maria Bamford
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#17. This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer. - Author: Charisma Carpenter
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#18. My job is summer camp. I come and talk and try to make a TV show funny. - Author: Danny Masterson
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#19. Summer was going to kill her. Whenever Love did tell Jacorey, that was going to be some funny shit. Rain - Author: A'Zayler
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#20. This is so funny," said Ellen, noticing the seating arrangement. "Isn't this funny? Tom, come sit next to Robin. Griffin, sit next to Laura."
I stood up and sat next to Robin while Griffin brought his chair over to Laura.
"That's better," said Ellen. "Isn't that better? - Author: Daniel Amory
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#21. My favorite place for taking a vacation is found in my library. - Author: Debasish Mridha
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#22. What is Hell like?" I blurted out before I could stop myself. Damn my curiosity.
"You've never been there?" He eyed me suspiciously. Yeah, I went to Hell every summer for vacation. - Author: Alycia Linwood
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#23. My nan used to look after me in the summer holidays and she had a cat with one eye. It used to walk into walls and tables. I used to think it was hilarious. It was a slapstick cat. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#24. When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton. - Author: Jimmy Carr
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#25. A woman is a woman! - Author: Heidi Klum
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#26. Sometimes, when the material is really good, you put expectations on yourself to make it the best possible show. You're not just serving up the regular hash and doing your job and going home. - Author: Peter Dinklage
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#27. I pride myself on never using a cuss word on stage. Ever. I headline in Las Vegas every year, and this summer I am performing on an Alaskan cruise. Not too many comedians can pull that off. Funny thing is, my show doesn't change for Vegas. - Author: Henry Cho
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#28. Pedigrees seldom improve by age; the grandson is too often a weak infringement on the grandsire's parent. - Author: Josh Billings
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#29. I love New York on summer afternoons when everyone's away. There's something very sensuous about it - overripe, as if all sorts of funny fruits were going to fall into your hands. - Author: F Scott Fitzgerald
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#30. Actors are a really funny bunch of people, especially the X-Men cast. They're super funny and super nice, and they like to go out and get drinks and dinner and hang out. It's an experience. It's a summer. It's like camp. Everybody gets together and hangs out. - Author: Evan Peters
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#31. After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can. - Author: Bob Hope
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