When Life Gives U Lemons Quotes

#1. When life gives u lemons, smile, because the apple tree that you have been searching for is a mile or so down that bumpy road.

April Margeson

#2. If life gives you lemons, then make lemonade.

Toronto Star

#3. I always thought that what Rajima did with those cast-off peels was a metaphor for how she dealt with her arranged marriage. She transformed those peels, with palm sugar for sweetness and tamarind for tang, into something precious.

Padma Lakshmi

#4. If life gives you lemons, make mojitos!

Carolyn V. Hamilton

#5. When life gives you lemons, make assless chaps.

Angie West

#6. When life gives you lemons, find a friend whose life has given them tequila and have a party.

Nefertiti Faraj

#7. When life gives you lemons, say, "yeah I like lemons, what else ya got"?

Ann Brashares

#8. When life gives ya lemons, THROW EM'!

Kevin Weldon

#9. When life gives you lemons... chuck them at someone's head. You'll be surprised how good it feels.

Nicole Hofmann

#10. The old saying is that when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I say f*** that. When life gives you lemons, make margaritas.

Kristin Neff

#11. If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it.

Gurbaksh Chahal

#12. When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Cathy Guisewite

#13. When life gives you lemons ... You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.

Rob Thurman

#14. If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

Conan O'Brien

#15. Hey you know what they say you should do when life gives you lemons?"
The sudden change in topic made my head spin, "Make lemonade?" I answered weakly.
"Lemonade? Who the fuck do you hang out with, Girl Scouts? No, when life gives you lemons, you add vodka and make a lemon drop.

Cardeno C.

#16. when life gives you lemons make orange juice,be unique

Anonymous