When Irish Eyes Are Smiling Quotes

#1. When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step.

Gerald Kersh

#2. What we want is not always what we get.

George R R Martin

#3. Monkeys
What! His partner said.
Monkeys are funny, said Peabody.'So why didn't we we pick monkeys.
His partner sighed and shook his head with sad dismay.
Monkeys? Jesus.
Monkeys' idea of fun is throwing their shit at you. Monkeys always take the joke a step too far.

Toby Barlow

#4. Proponents of efficiency standards argue that they save consumers and businesses money, reduce energy use, and reduce emissions. But families and businesses already understand how energy costs impact their lives and make decisions accordingly.

Gina McCarthy

#5. Reggie Jackson hit one off me that's still burrowing its way to Los Angeles.

Dan Quisenberry

#6. Many DID patients have been misdiagnosed as schizophrenics and treated with neuroleptics.

Masatoshi Shibayama

#7. Your own tactic is to train yourself in the art of becoming enigmatic to everybody. My young friend, suppose there was no one who troubld himself to guess your riddle
what joy, then, would you have in it?

Soren Kierkegaard

#8. I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have nothing to play with.

Rodney Dangerfield

#9. I'm probably the only member of the 'Bachelor' cast without an agent!

Jake Pavelka

#10. Some of us don't have the energy to be as incredible and riotous and fantastic as Emma Thompson. You're constantly just lapping up her incredible hilariousness.

Alice Englert