What Is Normal Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 36 What Is Normal Funny Quotes

#1. I thought the line 'I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska' was very funny. I think the word is 'sarcasm.' In my family we think laughing is good. My parents raised me to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life. - Author: Andrea Fay Friedman
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#2. The saga started out a normal day - don't they all? I mean, surely one morning back there in prehistoric times a dinosaur woke up, yawned, chewed some coffee beans, and thought his day was going to be dead boring, just before a comet slammed into his neighborhood. - Author: Rachel Caine
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#3. Funny how the nature of a normal day is the first memory to fade. - Author: Lionel Shriver
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#4. Why are you wearing a T-shirt under your other T-shirt?" Livvy asked.
"In case one of them is stolen," Marked said, as it were entirely normal. - Author: Cassandra Clare
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#5. Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal. - Author: Shannon L. Alder
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#6. Normal" is just a setting on your dryer. - Author: Patsy Clairmont
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#7. Funny how new facts pop up and make you doubt that there's any goodness in life. Everyone pretends to be normal and be your friend, but underneath, everyone is living some other life you don't know about ... - Author: James Franco
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#8. There's news that happens in different spheres and can be made just as funny, but it's not necessarily in the normal news medium. - Author: Trevor Noah
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#9. I never said you were supposed to be a jailer, i only said a normal person would have questioned why someone would create a decoy nun and then crawl out the window. - Author: Janette Rallison
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#10. Otulissa swelled up to twice her normal size. 'Well, SPRINK ON YOUR SPRONK! - Author: Kathryn Lasky
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#11. It's funny how something so normal and mundane that you see every day-your body-can be controversial. The shock value is intense. It's like carrying an art piece around with you all the time. - Author: Beth Ditto
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#12. I wish that someone had said to me that it's normal to feel lost for a little while. - Author: Ira Glass
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#13. Abby Von Normal - And I'm like, Don't change the subject, Kung Pao, what I want to know is if you're ready to spend some up-close and personal time with ninety pounds of barbarian woman-flesh! Sorry, I don't know how much that is in kilos. - Author: Christopher Moore
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#14. Although it seems shocking to say so, grief is a funny thing. On the one hand, you're numb, yet on the other, something inside is trying desperately to claw its way back to normal: to pull a funny face, to leap out like a jack-in-the-box, to say Smile, damn you, smile! - Author: Alan Bradley
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#15. In a funny way, acting, to me, is all make-believe, even if the film has unicorns in it or is a normal movie that can be set in real-life time. I'm still imagining that I'm a different character, so it's all, in a funny way, like fantasy. - Author: Elle Fanning
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#16. There really is no sense in pretending to be normal. Just be you because the moment you do, weirder things happen. Crazy comes back into fashion and every woman has to go out and find her some. - Author: Shannon L. Alder
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#17. I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat. - Author: Paris Hilton
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#18. There was nothing normal about the divine twin sproutings that formed Rachel Melville's magically springy chest. Almost involuntarily Ronnie found himself nodding like an obedient puppy. - Author: Jamie Holoran
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#19. So I went to a club the other day, which is timely because my self esteem had been hovering right around 'normal' and I had been meaning to knock it down to negative 1000. - Author: Mike Birbiglia
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#20. I probably am a cranky writer, but I am actually a fairly nice, normal person. Since I'm a grouchy writer, of course I have friends whose books are doing way better than mine. - Author: Sarah Vowell
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#21. The funny thing is a lot of people assume that my parents are the ones pushing me to make music. The truth is that I'm the one dragging them along on this crazy ride. They'd much rather have a normal life, but it doesn't look like that's in the cards. - Author: Cheyenne Kimball
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#22. Being unique is what's cool man. Being normal? What's that? That's a setting on a washing machine. Nobody wants to be that. - Author: Ashley Purdy
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#23. He's just ... " I tried, wanting to say "sweet" or "caring" or "funny" - because they're all totally true. But instead, I said, "He's just a normal boy."
"Hmph," Macey scoffed. "I know lots of normal boys."
I looked at her. "I don't. - Author: Ally Carter
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#24. Sol? As much as I appreciate you making me this lovely womanly blanket ... you think we could try lying like normal people who don't want to merge into one being?"
"Can't have that. We'd make one gross merged being. Your ass and my ass together? The universe would run in terror. - Author: Charlotte Stein
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#25. The shooting of the guns, that was kind of funny, because rolling a cigarette and shooting a gun aren't like normal things for a 13-year old girl! - Author: Hailee Steinfeld
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#26. Why can't I say anything normal? - Author: Jennifer Lawrence
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#27. Are you really speechless or has the vodka finally impaired your ability to function like a normal human? - Author: Heidi McLaughlin
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#28. What are you doing?"
"I'm, uh, acting normal."
"No you're not. You're acting like someone pretending to be normal. Stop pretending and start acting, but don't act like you're not pretending, that'll make it worse. - Author: Derek Landy
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#29. Religious fasting is the best way to cure an anorexic's spirit: in heaven her condition will be normal. - Author: Bauvard
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#30. Well I ain't Dr. Phil, but I'm smart," she said.
"And your shoes are cuter than his," I said, trying to sound at least semi-normal.
"Yeah they remind me of Dorothy's ruby slippers, only mine are wedges 'cause I'm more fashion conscious than she was. - Author: P.C. Cast
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#31. When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size. - Author: Diane Messidoro
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#32. You try to live straight in this crazy, crooked, mixed-up world - that's what's funny. You know what I mean?"
"I do, I do," I said.
"You don't even have to do anything especially funny. You just act normal. That alone looks strange and funny. Acting like that interests me. - Author: Haruki Murakami
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#33. What sort of look are you going for?"
Damn, how did he answer this? "Something ... normal," he finally said. - Author: Toni Blake
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#34. Lucian. She's not normal. She's got the sex drive of Ursula. I'm so ashamed to say I've faked illnesses and gone to the doctor just to have a doctor's excuse! ~Steve~ - Author: Lucian Bane
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#35. You know, it was just another presentation of my work, and a funny one, because the cards are quite different from the normal Tarot deck, no? - Author: H.R. Giger
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#36. Being normal is overrated. Normal gets you what - the dolt husband with the 2.5 kids and the house with the dog? You seriously want that? I mean, one of those kids is going to be really funny looking, by the way, all cut in half like that. Who wants half a kid? - Author: H.M. Ward
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