Whale Tail Sayings

#1. It's time to begin righting the story of your life.

David Jeremiah

#2. Chances are, if we can't laugh at something, we can't think rationally about it.

Clay A. Johnson

#3. Forces of nature act in a mysterious manner. We can but solve the mystery by deducing the unknown result from the known results of similar events.

Mahatma Gandhi

#4. Do you want my advice?" Patrick asked.
"God, please." She had no idea which way to turn. "Wait. Irrational decisions are rarely the right ones. Take a few days to digest this information before you do anything.

Catherine Bybee

#5. In respect to religion and the healing art, all nations are still in a state of barbarism. In the most civilized countries the priest is still but a Powwow, and the physician a Great Medicine.

Henry David Thoreau

#6. We hoped to land a wild cat that would tear out the bowels of the Boche. Instead we have stranded a vast whale with its tail flopping about in the water.

Winston Churchill

#7. You can't beat 2 guitars, bass, and drums.

Lou Reed

#8. Do you think Team Rated RKO can win tonight AND at Survivor Series?

Maria Kanellis