Wet Wipes Quotes

#1. My cousin Shirley, who never complains, screamed and screamed when she was having her baby. True, this was just during conception.

Joan Rivers

#2. God is in the manger, wealth in poverty, light in darkness, succor in abandonment. No evil can befall us; whatever men may do to us, they cannot but serve the God who is secretly revealed as love and rules the world and our lives.2

Dietrich Bonhoeffer

#3. Alas for the affairs of men! When they are fortunate you might compare them to a shadow; and if they are unfortunate, a wet sponge with one dash wipes the picture away.

Aeschylus

#4. If Christ spent an anguished night in prayer, if He burst out from the Cross, "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?" then surely we are also permitted doubt. But we must move on.

Yann Martel

#5. They were so strong in their beliefs that there came a time when it hardly mattered what exactly those beliefs were; they all fused into a single stubbornness.

Louise Erdrich

#6. People say karma is a bitch but I have news for you, karma doesn't have anything on fate when she is after blood. Not a single thing.

Harper Sloan

#7. Alas, poor men, their destiny. When all goes well a shadow will overthrow it. If it be unkind one stroke of a wet sponge wipes all the picture out; and that is far the most unhappy thing of all.
-Cassandra

Aeschylus

#8. Don't do it quickly, but don't wait too long ... If we wait too long to forgive, our rage settles in and claims squatter's rights to our souls.

Lewis B. Smedes

#9. Oakland kids are always the best.

Zendaya

#10. The two of them became an instant couple. Very Romeo and Juliet without the wonky families and tragic double-suicide thing.

J. Saman

#11. He entered his wife's drawing-room as one enters a theatre, was acquainted with everybody, equally pleased to see everyone and equally indifferent to them all.

Leo Tolstoy

#12. For those who either perceive but dully, or retain the ideas that come into their minds but ill, who cannot readily excite or compound them, will have little matter to think on.

John Locke

#13. Your mind is your greatest power. Use it well.

Aneta Cruz

#14. Life is a bitch especially when your c.g. card reaches your home.

Lovely Goyal