Welp Meme Quotes

#1. I try to stay as private as possible; I know that's difficult, especially playing here in New York, but I make an attempt at it.

Derek Jeter

#2. And people got divorced, didn't they? If they fell in love with someone else? And that other person was available? These weren't the kinds of questions that could be answered by Google ...

Lottie Moggach

#3. Once a quarter, Amy and I go off the grid and totally disconnect. It's totally doable and it will change your life.

Brad Feld

#4. I further believe that all must be saved through the merits of Christ.

Daniel Morgan

#5. I'm not advocating violence but I think somebody should shoot Simon Cowell.

Martin Gore

#6. I'm really grateful that my baby daddy is incredibly involved. But there's certain things I wish he could just telepathically know.

Kathryn Hahn

#7. If colleges are going to justify themselves, they are going to have to thrive at those things that require physical proximity. That includes moral and spiritual development. Very few of us cultivate our souls as hermits. We do it through small groups and relationships and in social contexts.

David Brooks